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Basil: ANNOUNCEMENT

Kaede: here we go aGain

Basil: basil protection squad is being launched today, right now

Kaede: ...ok

Basil changed the group name to Basil Protection Squad

Kaede: ...わかった

Kel: ...........

Sunny: sure

Omori: oh

Shuichi: いいね

Aubrey: okkkk

Hero: good for you Basil, how do we join

OUR LORD: うーん?保護部隊への要請?

Basil: if you're in the group chat, you're in the protection squad

OUR LORD: Kaitoを追加できますか?

Kaede: which Kaito

OUR LORD: ボーカロイド

Kaede: hai

OUR LORD added Kaito (V3 vocaloid)

Kaito (V3 vocaloid): why am I here

Shuichi: why Kaito

OUR LORD: 私は知らない

Kel: WHY IS UNDERWATER PROM QUEENS (SLIME GIRLS BATTLE THEME) BLOCKED ON THE SCHOOL IPADS

Basil: I do not know

Kel: cool

Omori: I found a version of the song which isn't blocked.

Kel: cool! thanks Omori!

Basil: hey guys where are Mari and Y/N?

Sunny: good question

Mari: why is this a protection squad.

OUR LORD: まだわからない

Kaito (V3 vocaloid): nobody told me why I'm here

Mari: who is OUR LORD

OUR LORD: len

Mari: who's Len

OUR LORD: me

Mari: I am confusion

Kaede: よくやったマリ、レンは私たちの主です、彼を賞賛します。彼は黄色い髪をしています、それを光合成に使ってください

Len: あなたが植物でない限り、実際にはしないでください

Shuichi: 私はあなたを見ています、バジル!あなたは植物ですよね?

Kel: there's an Omori song called 100 Sunny

Sunny: 100 me?

Kel: yes, 100 you

Sunny: why

Kel: I DON'T KNOW AM I OMOCAT

Sunny: I don't know, are you?

Basil: OMOKEL

Kel: OMOSUNNY

Sunny: OMOBASIL

Hero: OMOAUBREY

Aubrey: OMOHERO

Kaede: OMOSHUICHI

Shuichi: OMOKAEDE

Mari: uh...? OMOKAITOV3

Kaito (V3 vocaloid): OMOMARI

OUR LORD: OMOLEN

Omori: I don't exist? OMOY/N

Y/N: yes you do! OMOMORI (lol)

Omori: omomori. veery funny. (not lying)

Kaede: ひきこもり

Omori: hikikomomori

Kaede: that's what i ment

Kel: GUYS

Basil: what?

Kel: RECYCLING IS A CONCEPT

Basil: cool!

A/N: what Omori is about to say will spoil one of the BLACK SPACE parts of the game, skip to Kaede saying: 大森って言わないで if you don't want to be spoiled!










Omori: oh no I just saw a watermelon. Basil run.

Basil: how far?





Spoiler end


Kaede: 大森って言わないで!

Omori: but...

Kaede: 沈黙

Omori: jeez

Sunny: where's headspace

Omori: I'm burn out, like Author-chan-

Sunny: k

Basil: well done

Omori: I know

Shuichi: cool

Omori: I know



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