In the Depths of Bikini Bottom

A Therapist's Wet Dream

Patrick threw the first punch, his pink hair flowing in the hot air coming from the open door.  His fist connected with Squidwards nipple. Squidward laughed triumphantly as Patrick pulled away in pain.
    "Hahahaha I have nipple piercings!" Squidward ripped off his shirt revealing nipple piercings on his cookie sized nipples. Squidward went to punch Patrick in his shrimp dick. Patrick threw up blood from the pain. Squidward laughed at Patricks pain. Squidward continued to wail on Patrick while Spongebob leaned back in his chair watching the two men fighting over him.
    Squidward was laughing everytime Patrick was kicked or punched, Spongebob thought it was attractive that Squidward was basically torturing Spongebob's ex boyfriend and former childhood best friend.
At this point Patrick has coughed out 5 gallons of blood and broken 7 bones. Patrick got back up off of the ground and spat out some blood. "You ain't gettin rid of me that easily." Patrick had obtained a country accent.
Squidward had decided that a sentence of that stupidity wouldn't even warrant a response. Squidward hadn't been injured at all throughout the fight, it was very one sided.
Patrick made a fist and punched Squidward, this time he punched Squidward in his massive cock. Squidward fell to the floor and kicked Patrick's leg out from under him. Then Squidward got back up and nudged Patrick with his foot to make sure he was still alive.
Squidward kicked Patrick in the head so hard five of his teeth fell out, each one of them were yellow, which is why Spongebob thought Patrick was handsome. During the fight Squidward also lost 5 teeth, but not because he was getting punched in the face, but because his rotten teeth fell out the more he moved. Before the fight squidward had 42 teeth so now he has 37 rotten teeth.
When Patrick had finally been knocked out, Squidward handsomely walked up to Spongebob and freed him from the loose ropes. Spongebob blushed and quietly thanked him while stuttering.
Squidward leaned down and lightly kissed Spongebob on the lips, Spongebob parted his lips for Squidwards tongue slipping into the smaller man's mouth, Spongebobs tongue went over the holes in Squidwards mouth where his teeth had fallen out, they were bloody and gray and Squidward winced everytime Spongebob touched one of the teeth holes. He broke the kiss and then pulled out his dora the explorer phone and called the police, because Spongebob was kidnapped and they wanted to get rid of Patrick without having to go to prison themselves.
The police showed up at the warehouse and put Patrick in an ambulance and took him into custody along with Squidward, because he nearly killed Patrick. 
Two days later at the trial Patrick was sentenced to ten years in prison for kidnapping and assault. Spongebob and Squidward were finally allowed to go home safely after five days, because Patrick was guilty and there were security cameras and DNA and eye witnesses. Patricks lawyer was Patricks cousin who had only won one previous case ever before and his name was Vinny.
Spongebob cutely walked home with Squidward and Squidward said he would be watching Spongebob get in the house. "I'm home." Spongebob called out when he got back home, he was expecting no one to answer.
"Hello Spongebob." It was Spongebob's parents, they were waiting for him to get home, they hadn't left like Spongebob thought they would.
Spongebob continued to walk in the house looking for his parents, he found them in the living room, once again with the tv on. The tv was playing Sesame street and his dad was participating in the show, because his dad didn't really know that it was pre recorded, just like with Dora the explorer. Spongebob's parents had a suitcase packed for him and they said that they were going to send him off to conversion therapy so he can pray the gay away, thats when his dad chimed in, "I went to a pray the gay away camp and now look at me." Spongebob's dad smiled through the pain.
"It's proven to work, just look at your father." Spongebob's mom looked over to see Spongebobs dad practically drooling over the sexy commercial, it was Phil Swift showing off a fabulous boat made entirely out of flex seal. Spongebob's mom was visibly disappointed in her pathetic joke of a husband. "So you are going to the pray the gay away camp right now, get out the door, the car thats supposed to take you to the camp  should be here pretty soon, go say your goodbyes bitch boy." Spongebob quickly ran over to Squidward's house.
"Squidward uwu." Spongebob was cutely pounding on Squidward's door.
"What is it kitten?" Squidward immediately showed up at the door, because he wasn't doing anything previously.
"Uwu theyre gonna make me go to a p-pray the g-g-gay away camp owo." Spongebob was stuttering cutely.
"Don't worry kitten, I'll save you." Spongebobs parents appeared behind the small boy and they grabbed him from behind and threw him in the car waiting in front of the houses. Now Spongebob was going to a pray the gay away camp.