In the Depths of Bikini Bottom

R&R(Religion and Relationships)

Dora and Diego and Swiper were flattened against the ground, tire tracks running through them, Dora's huge monstrous horse cock was still inside Diego even when they were flat as paper, Swiper was still underneath Diego because he was sucking Diego's dick while they died. The three people who had been killed in the street became a part of the street and were a constant reminder of everything that Spongebob and Squidward had gone through just to be together.

Spongebob and Squidward constantly watched the bodies of Dora and Diego and Swiper, hoping that eventually they would just turn 3D again, instead of being flatter than Patrick's non-existent ass. Patrick had been deleted from existence by the second sexiest man alive and when Patrick was still existing he had the flattest ass possible, it was so flat you could use it as a ruler, not like Squidward's juicy shit covered ass and Spongebob's huge juicy shaved ass.

Spongebob and Squidward had gotten used to Elmo being around them, they had also gotten used to both Cookie monster and Big bird trying to win Elmo back.

"Yo Elmo get your fine ass down here and lemme fuck you babe!" Big Bird was calling up to Elmo who was on the second floor of Squidward's house.

"Nah homes." Said Elmo, angry that Big Bird had expected Elmo to just go with him. "Elmo's not gonna get railed by your nasty shrimp dick."

"Elmo, I give you cookies, you come with me." Said Cookie monster, trying to negotiate with Elmo by offering Cookie monsters favorite food.

"Elmo will go with you Cookie monster." Elmo jumped out of the window and walked away happily with the Cookie monster happily.

Spongebob and Squidward were entertaining their guest President Obama when they heard hooves on the roof. Spongebob and Squidward jumped up to the roof so they could see what the noise was. Spongebob and Squiward saw that the thing on the boat was Santa, and in the sleigh he was fucking jesus who was in a fursuit. They could immediately tell that Jesus was wearing the fursuit of his favorite fursona, the easter bunny. Jesus's stomach was bulging each time Santa shoved his 12 inch long and 4 inch wide cock inside of Jesus. Santa and Jesus realized that someone was there and they quickly stopped fucking in front of Spongebob, Squidward and former president Obama.

"Damn shawty you fine as fuck." Said Santa looking at former president Obama while he got dressed.

Jesus was passed out in the sled. "T-thanks." Former president Obama said while blushing.

"Sorry about us landing here, didn't mean to. We just got a little freaky and the reindeer were being dumb bitches." Former president Obama, Spongebob and Squidward looked at the reindeer, quickly realizing the famous reindeer who goes by the name of Rudolph was selling weed to the other reindeer.

Santa tossed the son of god back in the sleigh and sexily walked onto the roof and out of the sleigh.

"Hey Sharty wanna ride my sleigh?" Santa bit his lip, squinted his eyes and raised his eyebrows. Obama blushed harder.

Suddenly the skirt former president Obama was wearing was blown up in the air by the wind and Santa growled attractively at the sight of Obama's dripping bussy.

Santa threw Jesus back up to heaven and started fucking Obama in the sleigh.

Spongebob and Patrick, then Spongebob and Squidward, and then Spongebob's mom, Yelena and hange, and then Spongebob's dad and Phil swift, then Carl Azuz and Spongebob and Squidward, and then Carl Azuz and Chris Hansen, and then Carl Azuz and Phil Swift and Chris hansen, and then Dora and Diego and Swiper, and then Elmo and Cookie Monster, and then Elmo and big bird, and then Elmo and Cookie Monster again, and then Santa and Jesus, and then Santa and Obama. Dozens of different relationships. Only 20 pages of fanfic.