In the Depths of Bikini Bottom

Mutations and Adoption

Spongebob and Squidward charged into Carl Azuz's house and demanded he show them the child. Carl Azuz and Chris Hansen didn't hear Spongebob and Squidward breaking into their house, so they didn't say anything.

Spongebob and Squidward used the men's hearing loss to their advantage and snuck around the house, trying to find Chris Hanse and Carl Azuz, Spongebob and Squidward jumped into the vents of the house sneaking around.

Spongebob and Squidward heard people talking while they were in the vents and they tried to find the people who were talking. Every now and then Squidwards dump truck would be caught in the small space of the vents. Squidward would have to aggressively shake his ass to free it from the vent's small walls.

"C-carl Im so happy we were able to get a child, since we've been desperate for one for so long." Said Chris.

Squidward thought that maybe they should let Chris and Carl have the child because they were desperate and Spongebob and Squidward hadn't even finished high school. Squidward thought that since Chris caught predators for a while, he wouldn't become one himself, especially because Spongebob and Squidwards child looks so disgusting.

"Hey Sponge whore." Squidward whispered so the gay men in the room wouldn't hear him."Wanna let them have that disgusting child so we can continue to be in high school and stuff."

"K." Spongebob said cutely.

Squidward thought that Spongebob was really cute when he said that so Squidward sexily kissed Spongebob while they were still in the vents of Carl Azuz's house. Spongebob kissed Squidward back, Squidward slowly started sliding Spongebob's shirt off his chest. Spongebob shimmied out of his pants and underwear and watched as Squidward stripped himself. Squidward pulled out his monster cock and started fucking Spongebob, slowly at first, but eventually picking up the pace. Spongebob was moaning loudly, but Carl Azuz and Chris Hansen didn't hear. Spongebob and Squidward finished and slowly and quietly put all their clothes on and climbed out of the dusty, rusty, musty old vents.

Spongebob and Squidward went to go find Carl Azuz and Chris Hansen who were playing with the mutant child.

"Hey lol, do you homos want that thing??" Squidward said with his deep voice that Spongebob found really attractive.

"The kid?" Carl Azuz questioned.

"Well we don't want the little shit stain because we still haven't graduated from high school yet lol." Squidward was confident and Spongebob was nervous, because he had just been fucked 5 minutes prior to this while he was hiding in the vents of the house.

"Y-y-yeah uwu y-you guys c-can have our child i-if you want them owo." Spongebob stuttered cutely and Squidward watched as Spongebob figuratively and literally tripped over his own words, the words came out of a speak bubble and Spongebob tripped over them like a fucking imbecile.

"T-thanks kids." Chris Hansen stuttered slightly and Spongebob and Squidward could tell that Carl Azuz was the sigma, just like Squidward was.

Spongebob watched as the shit and piss covered baby crawled around the house, despite only being born 2 hours ago. Squidward and Spongebob watched their child begin to take its first steps.

"Dear biological parents, thank you for handing me off to my new dads." The baby had the voice of the guy from the allstate commercials. Spongebob thought that the voice of the baby was really sexy and felt himself get slightly hard at the sound of his own child's voice.

"No problem, disgusting mutation." Squidward said in an even deeper voice that Spongebob found even more sexy.

Spongebob, Squidward, Carl, Chris and the disgusting mutation were standing in the room not saying anything because they were trying to not have a foursome right then. Obviously excluding the baby.

Suddenly somebody burst through the door, looking for Spongebob.