In the Depths of Bikini Bottom

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"Shut up losers, I'm taking Spongebob rn." Patrick announced angrily.

That's when Carl Azuz, the second sexiest man alive stepped in.

Carl took a step towards Patrick, his gorgeous black eyes turning into a blinding white color. Carl gently pushed Chris back and told him to watch over the mutated child, Carl started floating a couple inches above the ground, and then he started floating a foot above the ground, when it looked like he was going to hit the ceiling the roof blew away and all the debris floated in the air. Carl had started to take his place as god. Carl was the second strongest god (I am the strongest god obviously) Carl's clothes had started to fall apart and slough off his body, revealing his cock that had grown even more when Carl had accepted his place as the second strongest god.

Carl picked Patrick up with his mind.

"You hoe, why are you here?" Carl said, his godly voice booming.

"I'm here to steal Spongebob from Squidward." Patrick answered honestly.

Carl picked up Spongebob with his mind and asked him a question, "Do you want to go with Patrick?"

"N-no uwu, I want to stay with S-Squidward forever and ever owo." Said Spongebob in a baby voice. Squidward was happy that Spongebob said that.

"Aight babe gimme a sec." Carl called Spongebob babe in a close friend way and set Spongebob onto the ground. Carl's eyes started glowing ever brighter somehow and Patrick melted away into non-existence. Carl Azuz had just deleted Spongebob's ex-boyfriend and kidnapper from existence. Carl then turned to Spongebob's mom who was still standing in the doorway, terrified because Carl Azuz had just deleted Patrick from existence, Carl Azuz picked her up with his mind and deleted her from existence as well, he then transported Yelena and Hange back to the dimension of Attack on Titan. Carl then looked at Spongebob's dad who was coming out of the car with Phil Swift. Carl deleted Spongebob's dad from existence and then floated back to the ground, his eyes stopped glowing and they went back to the same color they normally were. Carl went back to his boyfriend, Chris Hansen and whispered something in his ear. Then Phil Swift walked up to them and whispered something as well, when they had stopped whispering they announced that Phil Swift, Chris Hansen and Carl Azuz would take care of Spongebob and Squidward's mutant child. The child had many traits of both Spongebob and Squidward and because it was the result of Spongebob getting pregnant it was disgusting, Chris and Carl and Phil happily took the child, because they didn't have any children of their own and because Spongebob and Squidward were still in high school.

Squidward and Spongebob started walking back to Squidward's house, on the way they had to step over Dora, Diego and Swiper who were smashed against the road. Spongebob and Squidward ignored the fact that Patrick's house was completely empty and would continue to be empty for a long time and they watched Carl Azuz and Chris Hansen and Phil Swift play with the 3 hour old disfigured child with the voice of the guy from the AllState commercials. Spongebob and Squidward were happy, because now they didn't have to deal with Spongebob's homophobic parents, or Patrick who was somehow gay and homophobic.

And then the ghost of Bob Ross decided that things were too peaceful, so he took action from beyond the grave.