Spongebob was sitting in the car watching the scenery go by, he was counting down the minutes, it was about a three hour drive to the pray the gay away camp. Throughout the whole trial Spongebob didn't take on the lingerie with Kermit the frog on it and they had become crusty with old cum, Spongebob only still wore them because Squidward kept saying they were sexy.
Once Spongebob got to the camp he saw crosses all over the place along with signs saying to pray the gay away. Spongebob couldn't stop thinking about his dad, if his dad had gone to one of these camps why would he make Spongebob go too, especially if he liked phil swift. Spongebob had heard noises coming from his dads bedroom while Spongebob's mother was gone, Spongebob swore he heard phil swift saying that's a lot of damage and he thought he heard his father moaning, but Spongebob decided to ignore that for the sake of Spongebob's sanity. Spongebob had sometimes heard lewd noises from his mom's room while his father was out, he could swear he heard Hange Zoe and Yelena from Attack on Titan, and he had even seen them walking around the house wearing his moms bath robes. Spongebob had decided to ignore all of that because his parents always were homophobic and if his dad was getting fucked by Phil Swift then the camp probaby didnt work. Spongebob had always thought if his dad was gay his dad wouldve been a bottom and Spongebob had seen his dad getting topped when he walked into the house from school and saw Phil Swift fucking his dad on the couch. Spongebobs mom was in a polyamorous relationship with two hot bitches from attack on titan so even if she went to the camp and it worked she would be turned gay by them.
Spongebob decided that he shouldn't take the camp too seriously because it hasn't worked for his father or his mother. Spongebob also decided he wouldn't be there long because Squidward would save him eventually.
When Spongebob got to the camp he felt the urge to throw up immediately. Spongebob was throwing up all over the bathroom stalls, when a hot guy came up behind him and patted his back. He introduced himself.
"Hi Zuko here, gay varsity wrestler." He was super hot and had a burn scar over his left eye, which made him only have one eyebrow, but Spongebob found it really insanely hot.
"I-I-I-I'm Spongebob uwu." Spongebob continued to vomit cutely. He decided, maybe he should take a pregnancy test, because in this world mpreg exists.
Zuko watched as Spongebob shat and pissed on the pregnancy test, cutely, Zuko invited all the other people in the camp to start watching Spongebob piss and shit on the small stick.
They all stood there for hours watching a long piece of shit stream out of Spongebobs booty hole. Eventually Spongebob stopped shitting and pissing and waited for the results.
Before Spongebob could even get the results he saw Squidward pull up with the rest paw patrol; they didn't have Chase there because they don't like pigs. Spongebob watched in awe as Squidward pulled out his massive cock and started shooting cum at the owners of the camp. Squidward dropped from the helicopter and picked up Spongebob and brought Spongebob back to Squidward's house.
When Spongebob got back to Squidward's house he remembered the shit and piss stained pregnancy test in his hand. Spongebob slowly looked down at the brown and yellow pregnancy test and saw that it was positive. Spongebob started hyperventilating and Spongebob quickly started filling his pants with a liquidy brown shart.
"Rawr kitten, don't waste the good shit in your pants, what's wrong?" Squidward smirked.
"Uwu S-S-S-S-S-Squidward I-I-I-I-Im pregnant." Squidwards jaw dropped.
"Don't worry kitten, I love you, it'll be fine." Squidward hugged Spongebob tightly. Spongebob came from a tight embrace.
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In the Depths of Bikini Bottom
RomanceSpongebob reunites with a long lost best friend, but things aren't the same. Squidward has become a bully and Spongebob is realizing his true feelings for Patrick. Will anything work out for Spongebob?