In the Depths of Bikini Bottom

Ghostly Matters

The ghost of Bob Ross appeared in front of Chris Hansen while he was playing with the child in the front yard of Carl Azuz's house with Spongebob, Squidward, and Phil Swift. Nobody else could see Bob.

"Hello I am the ghost of Bob Ross."

"B-Bob Ross? What are you doing here?" Chris Hansen asked nervously.

"I'm here to end the calm biatch." Bob stated calmly.

It had only been 1 + 1 weeks since Carl revealed himself as god, but right now Carl was recording a video for CNN 10 so he couldn't help his partners take care of the child, which was why Spongebob and Squidward were helping out.

Bob Ross's body slowly started to evaporate into thin air, Chris thought that meant he was leaving until Phil Swift looked over.

"NOOOOOOO Chris baby girl what's wrong?!" Phil Swift got up and started running towards Chris Hansen, his stomach fat jiggling and wiggling with every step, it would bounce hard as Phil Swift was bounding across the yard to reach one of his partners, Chris Hansen.

"What do you mean Phil I'm fine." Chris answered calmly.

Phil Swift ran through Chris Hansen.

"W-what?" Chris quickly realized that when Bob Ross disappeared he actually just possessed the body of Chris Hansen. Chris started panicking when he realized that Phil Swift couldn't hear him.

Bob Ross, who was in Chris Hansen's body, started to sit up. Then he said, "I am fine my lover, Phil Swift."

"Oh okay then." Phil Swift calmed down and went back to playing with the disgusting child. That's when the ghost of Bob Ross occupying the body of Chris Hansen walked up to the baby.

The walk seemed to take forever, it took about three minutes for Chris to make it across the lawn because he wasn't used to having a body. Bob Ross's ghost went up to the baby and picked it up, he held it closely then drop kicked the infant.

The child flew through the sky and eventually stopped flying and fell to the ground in between Spongebob's house and Squidward's house. The child splatted to the ground and the ghost of Bob Ross left Chris Hansen's body, Chris Hansen took his body back.

"Ayo what the fuck!" Phil Swift screamed at Chris Hansen.

"It was the ghost of Bob Ross." Chris calmly explained.

Carl Azuz came back and said, "Yeah it was Bob Ross, I know, I'm sorry I wasn't able to save the child." Carl Azuz put his head down in shame and Phil Swift and Chris Hansen comforted him. They rubbed their growing erections onto Carl Azuz and Carl pulled his already hard 72 foot dick and started fucking Chris, Phil, Spongebob and Squidward.

An hour later, they had all passed out on the lawn, when Spongebob and Squidward woke up they headed back to Squidward's house.