In the Depths of Bikini Bottom

Reality Breakdown Coming Soon

Spongebob was shocked when he saw his ex-boyfriend break down the door of Carl and Chris's house.

"P-Patrick w-what are you doing here??" Spongebob was so confused as to why Patrick was here, much less out of prison.

"I've come for you Spongebob." Patrick growled attractively.

"Uwu how did you get out of prison and how did you find this place because my parents killed the only people capable of getting here." Spongebob was very confused.

"Dude I walked across the street, and your parents broke me out of prison." Patrick cackled and right on time Spongebob's parents walked into Carl Azuz's house.

Carl Azuz, the second sexiest man alive, watched as Spongebob's disgusting crusty and moldy parents walked into Carl Azuz's house. Spongebob's dad's arm started falling off slightly because he was decaying as he was standing there. Spongebob's father's gay lover, Phil Swift was sitting in the car naked waiting for Spongebob's dad to come back. Spongebob's mother's girlfriends came into the house as well and sat in the corner of the house, quietly carrying on a conversation.

Spongebob looked at his parents, wondering when they were going to divorce each other since they're both gay. Squidward stepped in front of Spongebob.

"Who the fuck are you guys in the corner?" Chris Hansen asked, confused because of all the people in his house.

"I'm Hange and this is Yelena, we're Spongebob's mom's girlfriends." Hange and Yelena stopped paying attention after that and they just continued to talk.

"Oh okay then." Chris Hansen appeared to be satisfied with Hange's answer, or maybe it was because of Hange and their insanely sexy voice and appearance.

"Patrick you useless fuckwad, you absolute dipshit, you small dicked stripper!" Squidward was shouting devastating insults at Patrick. "You're never getting Spongebob back! He's MINE!" Squidward was growling and getting down on all fours and hopping around the room while barking at Patrick.

"Spongebob is mine, you four eyed freak!" Patrick only called him this because when Squidward was born he was a product of both incest and furry porn, his parents were freaky. Squidward was born with four eyes and when he turned 8 he had 2 of his eyes surgically removed.

"You bastard you know I'm sensative about my parents being porn stars, except exclusively wearing fursuits and just fucking in those!" Squidward used to want to do what his parents did, but then his dad died and his mom quit her job as a porn star and he gave up on that dream.

"Yeah lol, but Spongebob is mine you fucker!" Squidward and Patrick both got on all fours and started circling each other while barking.

"Hey you disgusting homosexual furries!" Spongebob had gained confidence and stopped stuttering, Squidward's ass was still high in the air and you could see the old shit peeking out of his disgusting stained booty hole.

"S-Spongebob? Did you just yell?" Patrick seemed very confused.

"Of course he yelled, my perfect little Omega can yell all he wants." Squidward said proudly while smirking at Patrick.

"Uwu t-thanks Sigma owo." Spongebob quickly got nervous again.

"No problem Sponge bbg I wuv you." Squidward said cutely.

"U-uwu t-thanks S-S-Squidward." Spongebob blushed aggressively.

Spongebob's parents and Carl and Chris and the child were all staring not giving 2 fucks, meanwhile Patrick was bawling.

"Noooo, my perfect uwu Spongeboi has moved on noooo!" Patrick pounded his fists against the ground and cried in misery. "Now Spongebob has a new owner!"

"No I don't, Squidward might be my alpha, but he isn't my owner, I'm my own owner, #Girlboss #piss #pisskink #pisskinkpride. Nobody owns this Spongebob." Spongebob put his hands on his hips and smiled proudly at his girlboss moment.

"Okay so why is Phil Swift naked in the car tho?" Chris Hansen was still very confused about everything happening, usually he knows all that's going on, but right now he is completely lost. Carl must've noticed, because he shoves his hand up Chris's ass to calm him down, it works.

"Oh my, I truly wonder how the handsome man got in the car, I will get him out of the car, yes me Spongebob's dad and not Phil swift's boyfriend, I will make sure that pesky Phil Swift gets out of that car." Everybody knew that Spongebob's dad was just going to get railed by Phil Swift the moment he got into he car, everybody in Carl Azuz's house watched as Spongebob's dad got in the car and Phil Swift pulled down Spongebob's dad's pants and started fucking Spongebob's dad. Spongebob's mother spat at them in disgust.

"H-h-how d-did you b-break out of p-prison Patrick?" Spongebob was nervous again, because Squidward stood back up and was standing in front of Spongebob protectively.

"I was out in the yard and then ur parents drove up so I hopped in and now we're gonna bring you back to conversion therapy camp and ur gonna date me and we'll be a happy straight couple." Patrick said proudly.

"Oh okay cool you fucking loser." Squidward said.

"B-b-b-but S-Squidward senpai, i-if I really went back with Patrick t-then wouldn't we be a g-g-g-g-g-gay couple?" Spongebob was confused about how fucking stupid Patrick was.

"Yeah Spongebaby, he's really stupid." Squidward said handsomely.

"Shut up losers, I'm taking Spongebob rn." Patrick announced angrily.

That's when Carl Azuz, the second sexiest man alive stepped in.