Joon:
Did you know, that the worldwide census has a 1% margin of error? That means that there is a 50/50 shot that countries that make up less than 1% of the world population don't exist.
Hope:
I'm sorry what?
Jin:
Joon
why
JK:
Wait, really?!
That means that my life has been a lie all my life
Tae:
Oh no Namjoon what did you do
JK:
That means Britain doesn't exist
Or France
Or Australia
Joon:
Or Greenland
Chim:
Why are you encouraging this
Hope:
Now Jungkook's gonna have an existential crisis
Tae:
He's in the studio with me, curled up in a ball rocking back and forth
JK:
Or Canada
Or Chile
Or Ireland
Or Denmark
Or Italy
Hope:
Oh god
JK:
Or Norway
Or South Korea
WAIT
Tae:
Uuuhhhhh
Chim:
0_0
JK:
What if the country we grew up in doesn't actually exist?
Jin:
Look what you've done Kim Namjoon
I'm whoopin your ass later for this
JK:
What if WE don't exist?
What if nothing is real?
What if the world is actually a virtual reality experience that we're all in and we can't get out of it?
Yoongs:
Ok I literally take a nap for 10 minutes and I come to find Namjoon making Jungkook have an existential crisis?
Joon:
Sorry everyone?
Jin:
Too late for sorries Joon
Chim:
You've already done the damage
JK:
Can I even trust my own eyes anymore...?
Yoongs:
OK, Jungkook, it says it's only a 50/50 chance for fuck's sake
JK:
But it's still a chance
Like when the weather app always says there's a 50/50 chance of rain and it actually rains
The world doesn't exist, hyung
Joon:
How about this, there's a 50/50 chance that every country you've ever known DOES exist
JK:
Now that you put it that way...
Yeah maybe the world isn't an illusion after all
Hope:
Thank god it's over
Tae:
He's relaxing now
Yoongs:
At least you pulled him out of it
Jin:
Maybe I won't actually beat your ass
Joon:
Oh god thank you for your mercy
Jin:
Just kidding I am kicking your ass
And don't you dare run
You mentally scarred my baby Jungkookie
Joon:
Oh shit
Hope:
say goodbye to life, Namjoon
you had a good run
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100 Letters ; kpop oneshots
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