Sannie:
Fun fact I recently found: the worldwide census has a 1% margin of error
That means that there is a 50/50 shot that countries that make up less than 1% of the world don't exist
Woo:
Of course you'd know something like that
Joong:
Irrelevant info is his specialty
Sannie:
wow.
Jong:
I do not disagree with the leader's statement
Sang:
it was a lovely sunny morning when kang yeosang was rudely interrupted from his sleep by this bullshit
Yun:
why the third person?
Hwa:
dramatic effect i guess
Sang:
sure, what Seonghwa said
Min:
well, thanks for the random fact, San (I think)
Hwa:
it is kinda interesting tho
there's probs quite a few countries that fall into the "do not exist" category
Sannie:
that is correct
lemme see what I have from Google
Greenland, France, the UK, Canada, Italy, are the first five.
Joong:
wow
well
Sang:
Greenland's a country?
Min:
bro staph
Woo:
well, we've been to France and the UK, pretty sure they exist
Yun:
second that
Jong:
and without Italy, there would be no pasta
Joong:
pepperoni pasta
Sang:
???
joong, u good?
Hwa:
wtf
Sannie:
nxt two are Australia and Spain
Min:
well, once again, we've been to spain
Woo:
and felix exists, so Australia does, too
Sannie:
Well, i'm abt to blow y'all's minds
South Korea is also on this list.
Hwa:
stop
Woo:
wut?
Joong:
okay
that's fun
Min:
so we may be in a simulation
inception stuff
Yun:
I'M IN LOVE OOOOOH
Jong:
YUNHO
Sang:
you don't know how loud I cackled.
Woo:
I'M DREAM IN A DREAM, EVERY NIGHT
Min:
wut the hell is happening?
I'm currently having an existential crisis while Yunho and Woo are singing our song...?
i think the world truly has gone mad
Jong:
When has it ever been sane?
Hwa:
jongho has a point there, mingi
Min:
So the world's a simulation
Yun:
Well, technically, wouldn't it be just a portion of it
Min:
still a simulation
Sang:
I feel like this fact is not true just becuz it's
well
a little stupid
and I refuse to believe it
Min:
Embrace it before it embraces you
Jong:
???
Woo:
wut?
Sang:
And what is that supposed to mean?
Joong:
San, why have u caused this mess
Sannie:
:D
Hwa:
um
Sannie:
I am a chaos-creator
Jong:
San, may I question the origin of this fact?
Sannie:
Um
Idk where it originally came from
Joong:
Didn't u find it yourself
Sannie:
Uh, abt that...
Sang:
yay, so it's from some random person
I called it, a nonreliable source
Woo:
those are some fancy words
Yun:
so who'd u get it from San?
Sannie:
um
changbin...? or felix, I forgot which one
Woo:
Wow, SUCH a reliable source
Min:
so I was breaking down for nothing?
Yun:
I'm afraid so Mingi
Min:
wow, thanks san
Sannie:
No problem?
Min:
Do u not know wut sarcasm is?!?
Sannie:
I do
Sang:
Hongjoong-hyung, I would like your permission to go talk to San about the ruckus he has caused.
Hwa:
Talk? Sure
Joong:
Limit the violence, but go ahead
Sang:
Yay! Limiting it doesn't mean none at all
>:)
Sannie:
Oh no
someone protect me pls
Min:
I see nothing
"Min" is offline
Woo:
Yea, imma dip, and I suggest everyone else follows.
"Woo" is offline
"Yun" is offline
Sannie:
Um, who's knocking very threateningly at my door?
Joong:
I think u know who, sannie
Sang:
lemme in, I just want to have a civil conversation
just me, you, and my pillow I have in my fist
Sannie:
oh shit
"Sannie" is offline
"Sang" is offline
Joong:
This'll be fun to hear abt later
Hwa:
I agree
Jong:
Let's get some popcorn
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100 Letters ; kpop oneshots
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