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April Fools' Day Blurb: The Ramen (bts)

The first thing that greeted Jin in the morning was a dysfunctional coffee machine and a shortage of ramen.

And man, he was pissed.

"I swear I bought some last night!" he yelled for the whole dorm to hear. "I'm starving, where did it all go?"

"I don't know, check the cabinets or something," Namjoon suggested nonchalantly. He was drinking a cup of the strongest tea they had in the house, courtesy of Tae (since the younger doesn't drink coffee).

"Why the hell would ramen be in the cabi- oh."

Surprise! All the ramen from last night had been stuck in every nook and cranny in the cabinets. A few minutes later, Jin had retrieved all the packs of ramen and put them where they belonged: in the pantry.

"How did you know that?" Jin asked Namjoon accusingly.

"I saw it when I got this mug. I was too lazy to get them out, though. I just ate toast."

"Where's the green tea?" asked a groggy Taehyung as he entered the kitchen.

"Don't know," Jin sighed, "Ask Namjoon, he's drinking tea."

"This isn't green tea!" said man called from the living room.

"Yeah, that tea is only for the rough days," Taehyung said to himself, "I swear I still had a lot on the counter of something."

As the ramen was boiling, Jin decided to help Taehyung look for his tea.

"Mornin- what the hell?!"

Hoseok had just walked down the stairs and into the kitchen without anyone noticing and opened the fridge, only to be greeted by a small box falling to the floor right at his toes.

"There's my tea!" Taehyung quickly picked up the box from the floor.

"What the hell? Why was a tea box on top of the fridge?" Hoseok asked.

"Don't know, first all the ramen was stuffed in the cabinets, and now this," Jin said. So far, this morning was confusing. Very confusing.

Suddenly, there was a yell from upstairs. A few seconds later, Yoongi was sprinting down the stairs.

"Who the hell took my glasses?" Yoongi yelled.

"Don't look at me!" everyone said simultaneously.

"Where's Jimin? And Jungkook? Still sleeping?" Yoongi asked. Jin shrugged. Now that he thought about it, though, where were they? It was already 9:45am.

"APRIL FOOLS!" yelled Jungkook and Jimin from upstairs.

"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed.

"Yeah, we may or may not have done all that stuff," Jungkook said with a cheeky grin.

"You little punks, you're gonna pay for this!" Jin yelled, taking his chopsticks and beginning to chase Jungkook around the house.

"Jimin, where are my glasses?" Yoongi asked threateningly.

Jimin just shrugged, then bolted as Yoongi took a ladle and also started chasing him.

Hoseok, Taehyung, and Namjoon simply sighed.

"I gonna eat Jin's ramen," Hoseok said, noticing the pot on the stove. "Before we also have a fire in the house.

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As this story was originally written for April Fools' Day, I would like to ask what's the best April Fools' prank you've pulled and/or the most memorable April fools' prank pulled on you?

To be honest, I've never really been pranked/pranked anyone majorly, but there was this one time when I was around 9 or 10 when my dad was in the shower, and I told him that he had missed a phone call, and I said it may have been a work call (so it seemed important). When he came out and checked his phone and realized there was no missed call, that was the prank. A very, very lame prank.