SoMa One-Shots

I Write Sins Not Tradgedies

The preacher looks toward the crowd. Namely, us. "Any objections?" Soul looks around and his eyes catch mine, for some reason pleading for who-knows-what. I stand up, synchronized with the people involved in the plan. "We object." And I cry out, "Hit it, Liz!" The reverent wedding music screeches to a halt with a push of a button, and my music starts. I join in after two eight counts.
"Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
What a beautiful wedding!
What a beautiful wedding, says the bridesmaid to a waiter
And that's why it's such a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore." Everyone's head swivels towards Tsubaki. She looks disgusted.
"I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door" no
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of..."
I look at Soul. His face carries mainly relief and sadness.
"Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way,
I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast so
Pour the champagne
Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way,
I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast so
Pour the champagne
Pour the champagne." I take a deep breath in the short break. Tsubaki darts for the exit, her face angry and frustrated, and I keep singing. Out of the corner of my eye, I see BlackStar follow her out.
"I chime in,
Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door, no
It's much better to fix these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationality..." I storm up to Soul and grab the collar of his shirt, dragging him toward the door. I throw open the doors and push him out, and he gapes at the sight in front of him. Tsubaki and Blackstar are kissing, basically eating each others' faces like pirahnas. His face forms shock, than acceptance. "She can go with him. I don't really love her anyway. I've got someone else on my mind." And the wedding was successfully canceled.
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