SoMa One-Shots

Our own Dan and Phil

A/N: Fluff bc I'm kind of taking a break from depressing. If you haven't watched Danisnotonfire or amazingPhil, GO GET ON YOUTUBE.

Maka rolled off her bed onto the floor, laughing. She was watching Dan and Phil's gaming channel, and Dan had fallen off his chair from a jumpscare in Five Nights At Freddy's. Standing up, she paused the video, staggering into the kitchen, holding her stomach. Somehow, she managed to fit Youtube, reading, kishin hunting, and taking care of Soul's and her needs into her daily schedule.
Soul sometimes locked himself in his room with his laptop as well. Maka had no idea what he was doing in there, and she never thought to ask. She felt inclined to intrude just to be with him sometimes, but she never did.

Whenever Maka did these video marathons, she always wore either her Danosaur onesie or her Danisnotonfire shirt. Currently, she was entering the kitchen bundled in her onesie.

Soul definitely needed water after laughing so hard. Phil wouldn't stop singing in their Slender video! Soul wished he and Maka had a bond like that. Almost everybody in the fandom shipped Phan. 'Okay, no, stop lusting after her! You don't like her... Right? Crap, wrong. I guess I gotta face the fact: I like her, and she won't notice me.' Variations of this argument with himself had been raging in his skull lately. He stepped lightly down the stairs, attempting and failing completely to be silent because of his lion onesie, as it was late at night, and if Maka found out, he'd probably get chopped.
Rustling noises came from the kitchen and Soul, in his lion onesie, peeped around the corner. There was a dinosaur eating strawberries out of their fridge! Not just any dinosaur, but a Maka Danosaur! Soul smirked. He had the perfect idea. Creeping quietly around his meister dressed in a dinosaur outfit, he snuck up on her, and wrapped his arms around her waist. She let out a tiny startled yelp as she froze, a strawberry that was halfway to her mouth dropping to the floor.
Soul leans down toward her and breathes into her ear,
"Will you be the Dan to my Phil?"
Maka turned around and smiled. "Okay, I officially announce that as the best pickup line in all history. And did I ever mention how adorable you look in that lion onesie?"

And that was how their relationship hit off. I suppose that if you look hard enough, we all have our own soul mate, regardless of male or female. In this case, Soul and Maka were lucky enough to recognize it, and Soul was lucky enough to seize that opportunity.