SoMa One-Shots

Part One: A Prince Kidnapped

Do you like myths that really actually aren't myths? Dragons? Lore? Princesses? If you're looking for that kind of stuff, you're in the right place. Except less cheesy and more serious. And less of those bitchy princesses with high-pitched giggles.

It all started when Soul finished buttoning his shirt. He was getting ready for his wedding, and the merging of the Evans and the Spartai family. He didn't love the girl he was getting married to, however; the only reason he's doing it is because his parents pressured him. He's quite reluctant to get married. Since Soul was the younger child and had only a secondary claim to the throne, he had no choice.

"Cool guys don't get married to people they don't love," he tells anyone who asks. But here he is, getting married to a Spartai bitch. If anything, he hated her fake sticky-sweet personality. It's like he's taking a bite into a candy apple and trying to savor the flavor, but your tooth is broken off in the process, and you're left to consider whether it was worth it. He straightens his tie and walks down the aisle. And suddenly, he's weightless.
Or so he told me.
I didn't come until right about... now. I swoop in with my glittering green wings, my scales glistening in the noon sun. One of my paws wrap around the albino's waist. He starts flailing. What an idiot. Don't you know that you can't excape a dragon's claws?
I fly over the hilltops to my lair, with the boy still kicking and thrashing in my talons. I take him to my lair, an extensive maze of caves. I take him deep inside the earth, I set him down in a room with golden decorations.

And he starts yelling at me. The hell? I'm his freaking savior!

"Seriously? I have a wedding and I get kidnapped by a dragon right before." I growl, sick of his complaining. "No, seriously to you! I literally just saved you from marrying that bitch! You're welcome!" He tries a different approach after being left speechless. "Well, then why did you kidnap a prince instead of a princess? Aren't typical male dragons supposed to capture princesses?" "Oh, haha. That's a stereotype." "Then explain why you didn't take a princess!" "Because, A: I'm not a typical dragon and B: I'm not a male, idiot!" My skeletal structure partially collapses and partially shrinks. When my body is finished shapeshifting, I stare him down again in my human form. I'm dressed in a tight green shirt and jeans. My hair isn't up in my usual pigtails. If I didn't know better, I would say that the albino boy was trying to hold back a nosebleed. But, who would think a dragon would be attractive, really? I glare at the albino boy in front of me. "Really, dude? I'm a female." He blinks in astonishment. "Could've fooled me."
"Fine, maybe I'll just reconsider my offer to stay with me!" I glare at him,
pissed. "Maybe I'll just eat you instead! I wonder what royal pain in the ass tastes like!?"

Hey everyone! So, I've been working on this really huge project for Indecision. It's like absolutely nothing I've ever done before, and it's taking a lot of preparation. You're probably going to get bored waiting, so I decided that instead of my dragon story being an actual book, it would become part of my one shot book! Nobody would want to wait like a month for the Indecision ending, so I'm putting this in my one shots because I get the feeling that I'll never actually finish it, and since it's really short anyway, yeah!