NOTE BEFORE READING: This chapter is set after Riddle's Overblot and before Chapter 2. This chapter is CANON within this fic despite being a 1000 heart special. This MAY be addressed in the following chapters but only if it's relevant in the scene. It's a throwaway, happy chapter!
I have changed some things but nothing major, small details. Before Chapter 2 occurs, there are around 5 filler days where 'nothing' occurs that is noteworthy in the story. Basically, filler. This includes the weekend as I for my scrunkly brain I wanted the Unbirthday party to be on a Friday. So this happens on 3/5 days when the boys are in classes and before shit goes down. Again.
Without further ado, enjoy!
Summary: MC turns into a bunny. Teasing and cooing ensue from Heartslabyul boys.
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[Name] had dreaded this fateful day. The day Grim would betray her. Inevitable as it was, she really hadn't expected it to dawn so soon.
Yet here she was.
In Mr Crewel's alchemy class, a pair of floppy long white bunny's ears rudely protruding from her head and a white fluffy rump of a tail tearing a hole through her trousers. Everyone was looking at her. Ace and Deuce were darkly blushing.
Let's backtrack.
"Guh, why do you always join us in Alchemy. It's not like you can do magic let alone potions!"
It all began with a normal Alchemy lesson. Grim was nagging [Name's] ear off like he usually did while she was adorning a long white lab coat and a pair of green and black safety goggle's strapped snugly over her eyes.
"Okay, for one, I attend all lessons with you? And second, I've attended every lesson with you for literal days, including the lesson we're in... Multiple times!... how is today any different?" She boredly stared at Grim from under her lashes, lightly placing a conical flask of a foul-smelling liquid of a minotaur's urine on the table. It was for the potion they were practising. An animal-morphing potion which if done incorrectly could have dire consequences including abnormal growths, agonising pain, diarrhoea and other side effects her textbook politely refrained from elaborating. No death thankfully. She pulled her latex gloves further up her wrists: still, what it mentioned was enough for [Name] to concentrate more than usual. "Is there something adherently wrong with having me as a lab partner?"
"You never let me do anything!" Grim brooded, and the lab coat he wore was bunched up his arms like flower petals. He wore black latex condoms instead of lab gloves because there weren't any to fit his little paws. It was hilarious but Grim wasn't so amused. That was one of the reasons why Alchemy was his most hated subject. Also, he disliked Mr Crewel, who was a dog person and despised cats - and Grim would often be picked on because of his likeness to the latter. "Grrrr, my paws are starting to feel numb... Who brought condoms for me with spermicide!?"
Across the room, Mr Crewel was chuckling.
"The thing is...You can't even do anything. For crying out loud, you have to wear condoms because no lab gloves fit you!" [Name] was laughing, scratching Grim behind the ear but Grim wasn't standing for it, slapping her hand away. In hindsight, not the best idea with gloves on touching toxic shit.
He was intensely pouting, his appearance akin to someone with a nasty case of constipation.
"Don't you pity me, human!"
"I thought we were past the whole-calling human thing... Whatever, dick-for-hands." She rolled her eyes, lips curled into a simper. "If you want to help or do something, could you please get two newt's eyes? It's not an actual eye it's a flower. Thanks, sweetie."
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