Harry has updated his profile: HOW DO YOU WORK THESE PHONES???????
Hermione: Harry, you just tap the letters and press the arrow button.
Ron: OH, THAT'S SO HELPFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: I'd like to see you give a better explanation, genius.
Harry: I'm gonna add more people.
Harry has added everyone in his contacts to the chat.
Hermione: Harry! You just added ALL your contacts to the chat!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Whoops. I only meant to add the silver trio...
Voldy: WHY AM I ON A CHAT WITH HARRY?!?!?!?
Ron: Harry, why do you have him in your contacts?
Harry: Because I wanted to be popular...
Luna: Oh! Hi everyone!
Neville: Hey, Luna!
Ginny: What's up? And why are the Death Eaters here?
Harry: 'Cause I accidentally added them.
Sirius: What up, Peeps?
Bellatrix: WHY IS HE HERE????? I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM!!!!!!
Author has joined the chat.
Author: I made it so no one is dead, OBVIOUSLY!!!!
Author has left the chat.
Sirius: ^﹏^
Bellatrix: -.-
Voldy: ∩﹏∩
Bellatrix: My Lord, why did you text that happy face?
Voldy: I thought we were having a texting face competition.
Snape:🤣🤣🤣
Sirius: well if it isn't old snivy.
Snape:😡😡😡😡😡
Sirius: why are you using only emojis?
Snape:🤷🏻
Harry: Don't forget that the rest of us are here.
Ron: You can have your little private conversations in a private chat.
Luna: We are WAY off topic.
Dumbledore: Hello students.
Voldy: Not ALL of us are students, in case you haven't noticed.
Dumbledore: Oh. Hello Voldy and his peasants.
Bellatrix: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucius: This is rather insulting.
Voldy removed Dumbledore from the chat.
Harry: Oh, dear.
Ron: Since when did VOLDY have rights to remove someone from the chat?
Sirius: Since when did Voldy have rights at all...
Voldy: How dare you! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: 🎶I'm still standing🎶
Ron: Siriusly, Sirius?
Voldy: WHY IS HE NOT DEAD?!?!?!?!
Bellatrix: Don't worry, my Lord! I will kill him! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Sirius: Still here. Just living my life.
Hermione: I don't think you can kill people online.
Draco: Hey guys! What's happening? I just woke up from my nap!
Ron: Aww... Does wittle drakie wakie still take naps????
Draco: Shut up, Weasley! I stayed up until 6:00 am, so I needed one.
Ron: oh...
Harry removed everyone from the chat, except Ron and Hermione.
Harry: Phew. Glad that's over.
Hermione: Why didn't you just delete everyone before?
Harry: Because I couldn't find the remove button!
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Harry Potter Texts
RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
