Voldy: I got annoyed with Wormtail, so I threw him Under the Bus!
Bellatrix: Oh, what did you blame him for?
Voldy: What do you mean???
Bellatrix: Well, to throw someone under the bus means you blame them.
Voldy: Oh! I didn't blame him for anything!
Bellatrix: How-
Voldy: He made fun of me, so I threw him under a bus that was passing! :D
Bellatrix: ........
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Harry Potter Texts
RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
