Snape created a chat.
Snape invited all of his contacts to the chat.
Snape has updated his profile: 1000 points from Gryffindor for no particular reason.
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Harry: Before we start this argument, ARE THE KIDS IN THIS CHAT????????????
Snape: I do not allow little brats to be in my contacts.
Harry: oh, thank goodness.
Delphi: I'm here!
Harry: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bellatrix: I added her. she's not annoying.
Harry: Fine.
Ron: Can we start the real conversation, now?
Sirius: Fine by me!
Harry: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!! HE EVEN STATES THAT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: I think it's a wonderful idea, Professor!
Snape: Thank you, Draco.
Sirius: Hey! You're not using emojis anymore!
Snape: I have decided that in order to say certain things, I must speak.
Sirirus: XD.
Harry: I say we get the headmaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Yeah! OH DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: What is it now???
Ron: Snape is trying to take points away from Gyffindor for no reason!!!!!!
Dumbledore: Well, he is a Professor, and therefore has rights to take away points from houses.
Ginny: But that's not fair!
Dumbledore: I believe it is fair.
Luna: IT'S NOT, OLD MAN, AND IF YOU DON'T CORRECT IT, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: All right, fine. For the next four minutes, anyone, including the students, can take away points from any house. Each House gets one minute.
Luna: LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: Let's start with Gryffindor.
Harry: 100 points to Gryffindor!
Ginny: 100 points from slytherin!
Ron: 1,000 points to gryffindor!
Sirius: 1,000 points from slytherin!
Neville: 10,000 points to gryffindor!
Ron: 10,000 points from slytherin!
Dumbledore: Your minute is up! It's ravenclaw's turn!
Luna: 1,000,000 points to ravenclaw!
Luna: 100,000 points to Ravenclaw!
Luna: 2,000,000 points to Ravenclaw!
Luna: 200 points from slytherin!!!!
Luna: 1,000 points to Ravenclaw!
Luna: 3,000,000 points to Ravenclaw!!!
Dumbledore: Your minute is up! It is Hufflepuff's turn!
Tonks: Let me add someone!
Tonks added Teddy to the chat.
Tonks: 300 points to Hufflepuff!
Teddy: 4,000 points to hufflepuff!
Tonks: 5,000 points to Hufflepuff!
Teddy: 3,000 points from slytherin!
Tonks: 200 points to Hufflepuff!!!
Teddy: 200 points from Slytherin!
Dumbledore: Time's up! It's Slytherin's turn!
Delphi: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points to slytherin!
Bellatrix: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points from Gryffindor!
Voldy: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points to Slytherin!!!
Draco: 898,898,898,898,898,898,898,898,898,898,898,898,898,898 points from Gryffindor!
Snape: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points to slytherin!
Delphi: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points from gryffindor!!!
Dumbledore: Time's up!
Harry: THE SLYTHERINS ARE MERCILESS!!!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: Gryfinndor has no more points.
Ginny: This isn't fair!
Dumbledore: I TRIED TO MAKE IT FAIR, SO JUST BE GRATEFUL THAT I TRIED!!!!!
Bellatrix: Us slytherins are grateful!
Voldy: Yeah!
Delphi: We'll probably win the House Cup!
Luna: THAT ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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