Draco: Would you like some more tea, Dad?
Lucius: Don't mind if I do.
Narcissa: Draco, will you pass the cakes?
Draco: Sure!
Dobby: May I have a cake, master?
Draco: WHO SAID YOU WERE INVITED TO MY TEA PARTY, ELF????
Dobby: I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: Oh... sorry sir.
Dobby: :D
Draco: Just kidding! Now, go scrub the floor!
Dobby: Can I have a cup of tea, master?
Draco: NO.
Dobby: Can I have anything, master?
Draco: Sure! You can have my least favorite pair of underwear. Here!
Dobby: I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: Oh crap.
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Harry Potter Texts
RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
