Harry: Hey, Sirius?
Sirius: Yes?
Harry: Remember when you told me to.... "keep my nose clean?"
Sirius: HARRY WHAT DID YOU DO?????
Harry: well...
Sirius: HARRY!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: I got a bit of dirt on my nose!
Sirius: ................
Hermione: What. An. Idiot. Sirius clearly meant: Stay out of trouble. Keep your nose clean is just an expression.
Harry: Whatever. We don't need your lectures, Miss Know-it-all.
Hermione: D:<
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Harry Potter Texts
RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
