Fred has created a chat.
Fred has invited George to the chat.
George: What's up, Fred?
Fred: I think today would be a good day to talk about.... SHIPS!!!!!!!!
George: What's a ship???
Fred: Just look it up.
George: Okay! I understand!
Fred: The first ship will be..... Harry x Ginny!!!!!! Or Hinny!!!!
George: I ship it!
Fred: Me, too! They would look cute together!!!!
George: Now let's call them in, and make fun of them!!!!!!!!
Fred added Ginny and Harry to the chat.
Harry: Why are we here?
Fred: Ginny and Harry, sittin' in a tree...
George: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!
Fred: First comes the love...
George: Then comes the marriage...
Fred: Then comes the baby in a baby carriage!!!!!!!!
Ginny: I WILL TELL MUM!!!!!!!!!
George: You wouldn't!!!!!!
Fred removed Harry and Ginny from the chat.
George: The next one is...... Ron x Hermione!!!!!! Or Ronomie!!!!!!
Fred: SHIP!!!!!!!
George: Me, too, Freddie.
Fred: Now time to make fun of ickle ronniekins and his girlfriend!!!!!!
Fred has added Ron and Hermione to the chat.
Ron: What are we doing in the twin's chat?
Hermione: I sense trouble...
George: Ron and Hermione, sittin' in a tree...
Fred: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!
George: First comes the lo-
Ron and Hermione left the chat.
Fred: Bummer.
George: Announce the next ship, Fred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred: It is.... Neville x Luna!!!!!!! Or Nuna!!!!!!!
George: SHIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred: Same here!!!!!!!!!
George added Neville and Luna to the chat.
Luna: We know you guys ship us...
Neville: And we don't mind, because we're dating.
Fred: Oh.
George removed Luna and Neville from the chat.
Fred: Shame. We didn't get to make fun of them.
George: The next ship is..... DRACO x HARRY!!!!!!!! Or Drarry!!!!!!
Fred: SHIP!!!!!!!!!
George: SAME! But I also ship Drastoria, Hinny, Dramione...
Fred: We get it!!!!!
George added Draco and Harry to the chat.
Fred: Draco and Harry, sittin' in a tr-
Harry: DON'T. YOU. DARE.
Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco and Harry left the chat.
Fred: Ah, well.
George: Now for the next ship!
Fred: The next ship is.... Voldemort x Bellatrix!!!!!!! Or Bellamort!!!!!!!
George: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred: Me, too!
George added Bellatrix and Voldy to the chat.
Fred: Guess what, guys?????
Voldy: What?
Bellatrix: What???
Fred: WE SHIP YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!
George: lalalala, love is in the air...
Voldy: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!! AVADA-
Bellatrix: My Lord, you can't kill people online, remember?
Voldy: Oh, yeah. Bummer.
Voldy and Bellatrix left the chat.
Fred: George.
George: What???
Fred: I just realized something.
George: What is it, Freddie???
Fred: WE SHIP EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
George: Oh, yeah!!!!!! We do!!!!!!!!!!
Fred: Guess we don't need these ship conversations, huh?
George: Nope! Because we just ship EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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