Lucius: My Lord!
Voldy: What is it?
Lucius: I have a very important announcement!!!!!
Bellatrix: This better be good....
Lucius: So, I went to Pizza Hut.
Narcissa: But Draco is allergic to tomatoes!!!!!
Lucius: And I ordered one of every type of pizza.
Bellatrix: Even anchovies???
Voldy: What are anchovies???
Bellatrix: A highly unnecessary Pizza topping.
Lucius: And then, I saw Harry Potter walking his new dog with his kids. And...
Bellatrix: And?
Voldy: And?
Narcissa: And?
Draco: AND?
Lucius: I THREW THE ANCHOVY PIZZA AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: ...............................
Voldy: That was a highly unnecessary announcement.
Lucius: Who cares? Anyone want some pizza???
Everyone but Lucius left the chat.
Lucius: Guess they didn't want the pizza...
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Harry Potter Texts
RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
