Draco: Welcome, students!
Delphi: Hey, cousin!
Draco: You will address me as Professor or Sir, Miss Riddle.
Delphi: Okay?
Albus: What are you doing, SIR?
Scorpius: Dad, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends!
Draco: I said to call me professor or sir, Mr Malfoy.
Helena: Professor Draco, what are you doing?
Draco: I am going to teach, Miss Longbottom.
Lysander: What can YOU teach us?
Draco: Please raise a hand when you speak in my class, Mr Longbottom!
Lysander: Fine.
Draco: We will now begin class.
Delphi raised a hand.
Draco: Yes, Miss Riddle?
Delphi: What will you be teaching us, SIR?
Draco: This class is called: How To Sass Adults. H.T.S.A. for short.
Delphi: Well, that seems kinda pointless.
Draco: HAND Miss Riddle! And it is definitely NOT pointless!!!!!
Rose raised a hand.
Draco: Yes, Miss Granger-Weasley?
Rose: Explain to us how it is not pointless, SIR.
Draco: Well, you will be able to snap back at adults when they're making you do things you don't want to.
Delphi: I will definitely NOT sass my parents with what ever you teach us!
Draco: HAND Miss Riddle! I will now teach you all some snappy retorts.
Hugo: .........................
Draco: The first one is if you are being sassed by anyone, except your father.
Lorcan: And what is a good retort for that, SIR?
Draco: A good retort is: My father will hear about this.
Teddy raised a hand.
Draco: Yes, Mr Lupin?
Teddy: Well, doesn't it depend on who your father is for it to be threatening?
Draco: Well, yes, but your father is a werewolf, and I think people will back off once they hear that.
Hugo: I don't really think I can threaten anyone with that retort.
Delphi: I can! I can just say: My father will hear about this, and they'll be scared to death!
Draco: okay. Some other good retorts are: Because I want to, Because I feel like it, and why don't you just hire a maid to do it?
Hugo: Okay! Thanks Professor Draco!
Draco: No problem.
In another chat...
Hermione: Hugo, Rose, please make your beds.
Rose: ok.
Hugo: Why don't you hire a maid to do it?
Hermione: HUGO!!!!!!!!!!!
In another chat...
Harry: KIDS!!!!!!!!
Albus: Yes?
Harry: WHY did you put jacks all over the floor?
James: Because we felt like it.
Harry: ...................................................................
In another chat....
Lucius: Delphi, do the dishes.
Delphi: You're not the boss of me!
Lucius: Your mom said I was your babysitter, so you have to do what I say!!!!
Delphi: My father will hear about this!!!
Lucius: AHHHH!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM!!!!!!!!! MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In another chat...
Luna: Kids!!! Why are you watching ANOTHER movie??? I only said you could watch one!!!!!!
Lysander: Because we want to.
Luna: ................................
In another chat...
Harry: Man, I wonder who taught our kids all those snappy retorts.
Draco: I did.
Everyone else: DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone Else: .......................
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