Draco: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldy: What is wrong with you?
Draco: THERE IS A FERRET IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: Are you sure it isn't you?
Voldy: XDDDDDDDDD
Draco: SHUT UP! I know it isn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narcissa: Did you try throwing it outside???
Draco: I don't wanna touch it!
Lucius: Use the bug spray!
Bellatrix: That's for BUGS, you idiot!
Voldy: Maybe you could strangle it!
Draco: I said I don't wanna touch it!
Lucius: How do you kill something without touching it?
Bellatrix: YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!! Except you, master. JUST USE AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!
Lucius: OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good idea, Bellatrix!
Narcissa: I don't know why I didn't think of that!
Voldy: ...................
Bellatrix: .......................
Draco: IT WON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: Did you say the spell right???
Draco: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldy: Let's call Fenrir!
Voldy added Fenrir to the chat.
Fenrir: What's up?
Voldy: Get rid of the ferret.
Fenrir: ok.
Fenrir: IT WON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: It's just a ferret..... i'll kill it....
Bellatrix: IT'S STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!
Voldy: Let me try...
Voldy: IT STILL WON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narcissa: We've tried everything!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: What's so funny?
Harry: THAT'S A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPIDOS FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!
Voldy: What kind of rubbish is a robot???
Hermione: It is very advanced Muggle technology.
Everyone Else: ................................
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RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
