Harry: ok guys do you know about new year's resolutions?
Hermione: DUH!
Ron: what's that?
Harry: It is basically where you create a goal to follow throughout the year.
Ron: ok.
Luna: what can our new year's resolution be?
Newt: how about: no one removes anyone from any chat.
Neville: that's a great idea!
Hermione: It will never work.
Harry: It's worth a shot.
Harry added everyone in the Wizarding World to the chat.
Harry: ok everyone. the goal is to not remove anyone from the chat. got it?
Everyone Else: ...
Harry: great! now start annoying each other!
Dobby: Hey ferret boy! thanks for setting me free! *See Draco's Mistake*
Draco: mere emojis and texting faces cannot express the anger i am feeling in this moment.
Hermione: That was.............. deep.
Bellatrix: It really wasn't.
Draco: >:(
Theseus: I still think we should follow the Proper Way.
Everyone Else: THERE IS NO PROPER WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Theseus: Fine.
Grindelwald: I almost removed you, Theseus.
Theseus: Is someone talking?
Harry: GUYS! Drop it!
Newt: My older brother can't drop anything........... unless he's trying to hold onto something!
Everyone (Except Theseus): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theseus: That is so not cool, Newt.
Newt: You're the one that's not cool
Newt changed Theseus name to #ROASTED.
#ROASTED: Grrrr...........
Grindelwald: why dont u just use a texting face to express anger.
#ROASTED: I will follow the Proper Way, even if no one else will.
Everyone: THERE IS NO PROPER WAY!!!!!
#ROASTED: Whatever.
Harry: What does everyone want for christmas?
Hermione: I want some books!
Everyone: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Lucius: I want to go on a trip to paris, because of the food.
Everyone: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Harry: does anyone want anything thats not stupid.
Lucius: I ALSO WANT A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ANCHOVY PIZZA!!!!!!
Bellatrix changed Lucius' name to 🍕= anchovy.
🍕 = anchovy: I almost removed you, Bellatrix.
Bellatrix: >:D
Harry: GUYS STOP ALMOST REMOVING EACH OTHER!
#ROASTED: Harry, that is not correct punctuation.
Newt: OMG THESEUS I ALMOST REMOVED YOU.
Harry: IF SOMEONE SAYS 'I ALMOST REMOVED YOU' ONE MORE TIME, THAN I AM GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!
Hermione: Harry, chill out.
Grindelwald: I want world domination for christmas.
Voldy: same.
Grindelwald: ONLY ONE CAN HAVE WORLD DOMINATION!!!
Voldy: AND THAT WILL BE ME BECAUSE ALL THE BOOKS SAY IM BETTER THAN YOU!
Grindelwald: BOOKS CAN BE MISLEADING!
Hermione: WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY?!?!?!??!?!
Harry: Oh, man this will not be pretty.
Hermione: BOOKS ARE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE WILL DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!
Delphi: Isn't that your password? *See Passwords*
Hermione: OH MY GOSH I ALMOST REMOVED GRINDELWALD AND DELPHI!
Harry: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!
Harry removed everyone but Ron from the chat.
Ron: Harry?
Harry: YES.
Ron: We failed our New Year's resolution.
Harry: THANKS, PROFESSOR OBVIOUS!
Ron removed Harry from the chat.
Ron: yep. we definitely failed.
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Harry Potter Texts
AléatoireHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
