Harry: I JUST GOT A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ginny: What is it, Harry?
Harry: Let's have a cook - off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: Oooh, good idea!!!!!!!! I'll be the commentary person!!!!!!
Harry: Of course, we'll have to plan this very carefully...
7 hours later...
Luna: Welcome, one and all, to the wizarding world cook off!!!!!!!!!! I'm your host, Luna, and today, more of our determined contestants will attempt to please the judges!!!!!! Please welcome our judges!!!!!!!!!! Harry, Ron, Hermione, Lucius, Bellatrix, ANNDDDDDDDDD SNAPE!!!!! We picked 3 nice judges, and three not-so-nice judges.
Lucius: I am offended.
Luna: ANYWAY.... Let's meet our contestants!!!!!!! First up, is GINNY!!!!!!!!!! Second, we have NARCISSA!!!!!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: I thought Narcissa couldn't cook.
Luna: And last, but certainly not least..... DRACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: Thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!
Luna: We will have three rounds. The judges will mark their favorite dish on their scorecard. When the cookoff is over, whoever has the most votes as best chef WINS!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's get started!!!!!!!! The first round is to make.......... CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! 3, 2, 1, GO!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: This will be very easy.
Luna: Oh, and they're off!!!!!!!! Ginny is cooking up a storm!!!!!!! A literal storm, because she's splatting ingredients everywhere. Oh my, one of Ginny's eggs just hit one of our judges!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: HEY!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!
Ginny: hehehehehehehehe
Bellatrix: I'm serious!!!!!!!!
Sirius: Actually I'm Sirius.
Luna: YIKES, WHAT IS NARCISSA COOKING?!?!?!?! It looks awful, and smells awful, too!!!!! Ginny is still splatting her ingredients everywhere and- OH NO!!!!!!!!! DRACO 'S CAKES ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, good, they put the fire out. Oooh! Time's nearly up!!!!!!!! 3, 2, 1, TIME'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The contestants are bringing their cupcakes over to the judges. Judges, a reminder that you must judge fairly!!!!!!!
Harry: I will try Narcissa's first.
Luna: The judges are sampling Narcissa's cupcakes...
Bellatrix: EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!
Narcissa: :(
Harry: Um... well.... i don't really like them...
Narcissa: :(
Lucius: Um... Sorry, but i don't like them either...
Narcissa: >:(
Hermione: Well.... I don't mean to be rude.... but they are terrible...
Narcissa: >:(
Ron: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narcissa: >:O
Snape: They suck.
Narcissa: T_T
Luna: Sorry, Narcissa. Now, the judges will sample Draco's cakes.
Bellatrix: THEY ARE BLACK AND BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: >:(
Lucius: Sorry, Draco, I... don't like them.
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