Draco: I LOVE apples! :D
Astoria: What about me?
Draco: I'd love you more if you put on this apple suit.
Astoria: .............. ok draco..........
Scorpius: MOM WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID THING?
Astoria: Because Draco will love me more if I wear it.
Draco: Ah! Hello, Scorp! Put on this apple suit, and I'll love you more!
Scorpius: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you love me or not, especially if I have to wear that stupid apple suit!
Draco: :(
Albus: Well said, Scorpius.
Draco: FINE!!!!! YOU ARE NO LONGER MY CHILD, SCORPIUS!
Scorpius: Whatever.
Draco: MY NEW CHILD IS THE BAG OF APPLES I BOUGHT YESTERDAY!
Scorpius: Oh, Albus and I ate all those, sorry. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: T-T
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Harry Potter Texts
RandomHarry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to inclu...
