"The Proper Way"

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Newt created a chat.

Newt invited Tina, Leta, Theseus, Lally, Jacob, Queenie, and Dumbledore to the chat.

Newt named the chat Fantastic Beasts Peeps.

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Newt: Hey guys!

Theseus: What is the point of this chat, Newt?

Tina: oml, Theseus you ruin all the fun.

Theseus: WAIT.

Leta: ???

Theseus: What is oml? I do not think that is a word.

Queenie: It is a text abbreviation, Theseus. 

Newt: DUH! Where have you been, caveman?

Theseus: What does oml stand for? 

Jacob: Oh my Lord.

Theseus: Well, why don't you just text out 'Oh my lord'? 

Newt: No one does that anymore.

Theseus: Well, I think we should text the proper way.

Lally: There is no 'Proper Way'.

Theseus: There is now!

Newt: ......

Tina: Guys, look at this! 

Tina: Guys, look at this! 

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Queenie: LOL!

Theseus: HEY!

Queenie: What? 

Theseus: You should text out 'Laugh Out Loud', not lol.

Queenie: YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON THE PLANET!

Leta: I might reconsider marrying him...

Harry joined the chat.

Newt: How do you have access to this chat?

Harry: I have access to EVERYTHING!

Newt: help us.

Theseus: HEY! You have to have correct capitalization, Newt! 

Harry: OMG.

Theseus: Harry! You have to write out 'Oh My Gosh', not omg.

Harry: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! >:(

Theseus: WAIT!

Lally: What now???

Theseus: What is this thing? >:(

Newt: OH. MY. GOODNESS.

Harry: Where have you BEEN, Theseus? 

Queenie: It is a texting face. A little face made from symbols and letters used to show emotion.

Theseus: Well, if you want to express emotion, you write out: 'I am happy' or 'I am angry.'

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