The Pure Heir

Rolling Right Meow

As winter break approached I had a splendid idea on how to make Snape love me more. The twins approved of my idea and so the prank was born.

"I know I'm already Snape's most loved student but after today none shall top me." I said happily from my potions desk.

"You're delusional Queen. I'm his godson he loves me most. You second." Draco said from beside me with a roll of his eyes.

"We shall see." I promised.

"Today class we'll be making the potion on the reports you handed in. Your homework today will be the sleeping draught which will be made next class. And Katarina I know I ask this every time but if you could please refrain from using the pink glittery ink to write I'd very much appreciate it." Snape said.

"No can do Rick Man." I said and as if on cue the Rick Roll began as never gonna give you up began to play.

It actually is the perfect song for Snape though. I mean Lily has been long dead but he still hasn't given her up. It's his theme song for sure.

"Whoever is playing that infernal song better stop it now." Snape ordered as his face turned all shades of red.

I looked around to see who it could be while Draco looked right at me. I ignored him as I continued to look around.

"Whoever is pranking Professor Snape ought to stop now." I commanded.

"You're good." Draco said.

I ignored him as I continued looking around.

"Prongslette! Ickle Weasel! Surely it can't be you two!" I gasped in horror.

When the twins showed me their map Prongs really stuck out at me and next thing I knew I was calling Harry Prongslette.

"What?! No!" Harry shouted.

"Potter what is that?" Snape sneered.

"What is-oh Godric. It's a muggle stereo sir." Harry said as he pressed stop and the music died.

I hid my mischievous smile behind my hand as my eyes stayed wide in horror.

"Salazar you're too good." Draco muttered with a shake of his head.

Potions passed quickly after that with Potter and Weasley earning detentions and 50 points each was deducted from Gryffindor.

"I think Never gonna give you up should be Snape's theme song since he can't give up his long dead one sided love." I said during lunch.

"Merlin yes! That's a perfect song for him. It's so upbeat too which is opposite of him that it's perfect. I bet you he bops to that in private." Daphne said a little too excitedly.

It's ok though because I was matching her level of excitement as was Ginny.

"I guess I could see it. I mean the lyrics do match." Pansy said in an unsure tone.

Suddenly a Weasley twin squeezed onto the bench on each side of me.

"Oof-you oaf!" called out a voice of whoever was at the end of the bench.

We went on unconcerned for whoever that was. It was probably just Crabbe or Goyle.

"You're our hereo! You're everything I wish I could be!" Fred sung.

"I can fly higher then an eagle because you're the wind beneath my wings!" George finished.

"Ickle Ronniekin is so done in. He's just fuming." Fred snickered.

"You're welcome." I said with a smile.

"So who is staying for winter like we are?" George asked.

"Obviously your sister, Blaise, Theo, Draco, his henchmen, and myself." I said.

"Why are you staying Queen?" Fred asked.

"Our parents are now good friends with Fleetwood Mac and joined them on tour. So they won't be home." Theo answered for me.

"Why are you staying?" Draco asked.

"We could say it's because our brother is staying behind for Potter who doesn't want to say with his abusive family." George began.

There were a few Slytherin shifting uncomfortably at the mention of abusive family.

"Or it could be our overbearing mother who doesn't support our career." Fred grumbled.

I frowned as I grabbed both their hands and squeezed them.

"We'll have our own get together." I promised.

"I think ickle Ronnie and Potter are planning something with Granger." Fred said.

"Odd. There's nothing going on this year like there was last year." I frowned.

"Right? That's what we were saying. But I guess it's on them if they want to stir the pot." George said with a shrug.

Soon winter break was upon us and I'd taken a nap after dinner. I yawned as I entered the common room to see Draco sitting with dumb and dumber.

"Why are you two acting so weird? Nothing is even happening in the castle. No one has been under attack." Draco said.

It was then the memory from my drunken night came back to me of Hermione taking my hair. I grinned as I put the pieces together.

"Who is the heir?" Crabbe asked.

"You already know-" Draco began annoyed.

"That there is no heir. How's Granger by the way? You should probably check on her right meow." I interrupted Draco.

"Why would we check on Granger? Why would we care?" Goyle asked.

"Hmm. I think you would care she might be sick on hairballs or something. She's feeling pretty catty." I said as I passed a note to Blue Belle who took off for Pomfrey.

"What was that?" Crabbe asked suspiciously.

"Draco hun, have your henchman ever been this nosy or talked this much?" I asked.

"No they rarely talk. Honestly I'm not sure how many words they know." Draco said slowly as realization dawned on him.

"Hey Weasley?" I asked.

"Yes?" Goyle aka Weasel responded.

"Are you serious?!" Potter aka Crabbe asked his friend before grabbing him and running out of our common room.

"That was those two idiots?" Draco asked in annoyance.

"Yep. Polyjuice. The best part? I caught Granger taking my hair so I switched it with my familiar's hair. So she should be part cat and part human. They aren't going to admit to Pomfrey so I admitted it for them. Wanna go check out the show?" I asked with a grin.

The rest of our friends that stayed behind showed up having heard the tail end.

"This I have got to see." Ginny said excitedly.

"Same Weaslette." Blaise said as he threw his arm around her.

We all rushed from the common room and headed to the healer's station where we were met with the laughing twins. We could then hear Pomfrey yelling at them for endangering themselves so foolishly with a potion far past their level of expertise. We caught a glimpse of the cat like Granger as Pomfrey stormed from the closed off area. We burst into laughter at the sight.

"Go get Professor McGonagall right meow! I mean now! And you Slytherin students can head back to your house now. Thank you Dobreva for the warning. They weren't admitting it which would have made fixing it take longer." Pomfrey ordered angrily.

"You're welcome Healer Promfrey." I said all too happily.

We all ran away laughing with the twins towards Minnie and us back to our house. No one knew yet but I had managed to get a snapshot of Granger in all her cat glory to share with snakes that weren't here to see it. It would arrive with their Christmas presents.