The Pure Heir

And the other one is giving a high Five

I was studying in the library when an angry brat plopped down next to me.

"They won't let me go to Hogsmeade tomorrow. It doesn't matter that Sirius signed the paperwork. That wily old buzzard said Sirius wasn't my guardian yet. So I wrote your parents and got their signed permission since I guess they were my temporary guardians. And that wasn't good enough either! So I wrote them again and they happily imperio'd that fast bastard uncle of mine and he signed his permission. That didn't work either! At this point they said the ministry didn't think it safe for me. Oh but sure Neville can go. Like he wasn't a target. But sure I'm safer here with the bloody dementors." Harry ranted.

"And you're telling me because?" I asked in an exasperated tone.

"You're my little sister! Who else would I tell? Who else is sneakier than the Slytherin Queen?" Harry asked whilst red in the face.

"Prongslette when did I become your sister?" I asked with a raised brow.

"When your parents became my temporary guardians and my crush on you died." Harry stated.

"Two brothers from different mothers is enough for me." I said pointedly.

"Think of me as the annoying brother who isn't giving you a choice. You're not going to let me down are you sis?" Harry asked with a flutter of his lashes.

"I may have an idea. I'll get back to you later." I said as I stood up and gathered my things.

I went to the room of requirement and sent my patronus to the twins telling them to meet me here. After some time the boys arrived with Reggie.

"Since when do you three roll around together all chummy like?" I asked suspiciously.

"We decided that three heads are better than one in winning your heart." Reggie said with a wink.

"It's not happening. Moving on. Prongslette wants our help." I started.

"Oh hell no." George began.

"Over my dead body." Fred continued.

"Not for all the inferi in the water." Reggie ended.

"So dramatic. Harry darling is of no interest to me nor is he interested in me. He's into Pansy. He wants to go to Hogsmeade this weekend and the ministry is refusing. That is where we come in. We have a map that rightfully belongs to the brat. We've met Padfoot and Moony. It's not hard to figure out that James was Prongs. We oughta give the boy the map. He deserves a chance to enjoy his childhood just like us." I said.

"Well, you oughta know." Fred said with a smirk.

"Isn't it ironic?" George said trying to hold his laugh in.

"Well, I've got one hand in my pocket." Reggie said with a shrug.

I stared in exasperation at the trio who should have never been.

"Alanis help us all. I digress that isn't the plan to sneak him into Hogsmeade because he'd have to stay hidden and be unable to hang out with his friends. After you two left Padfoot and Moony helped the craven and I come up with an illusion spell. He won't need a potion such as polyjuice to actually change him especially since that is time limited. Our spell will make each person see him as someone else and it stays that way until we do the spell end the illusion. So the craven and I will meet you two in your house after breakfast and cast the charm then." I plotted.

"Wait. So all the times so far this year we've tried finding you- all the times the map said you were somewhere and when we arrived you weren't there despite the map still saying you were- you were! You were hiding under the illusion charm to avoid us!" Fred said in mock outrage.

"I'm so hurt Freddie." George whined.

"Me too Georgie." Fred said.

"First of all I'm the hurt one as I'm the one she keeps calling a craven. I do not accept that pet name my little mink. Second she wasn't avoiding you. She's spying on Dumbles. I was there with her under the charm too. That's why we created the charm with the Marauders." Reggie sneered.

"Look at that you can tell little Malfoy is related." George said.

"Why weren't we part of this?" Fred asked.

"Less people that know yada yada. Also, being able to avoid his Legilimency. You two aren't apt at your Occlumency just yet." I said.

"We'll have to have Moony help us won't we Georgie? That way we can't be left out in the future." Fred said.

"Right you are Freddie." George agreed.

"Snape would be better at teaching it." Reggie said in his bored tone.

"We are Snape's favorite Weasely's. He'll help us." Fred determined.

The twins took off I'm sure in pursuit of a certain sniveling Rick Man.

"That haven't a chance at getting Snape's help, have they?" Reggie smirked.

"I don't know. For all their goofing around they do really well in potions as it helps their professional prank career. Rick Man might really appreciate that." I said with a shrug.

"So craven? Really?" Reggie asked.

"I mean it has the word raven in it which you are. Also, you aren't really the bravest now are you? There's a reason you weren't sorted Gryffindor." I teased.

"But that hardly makes me a craven!" Reggie said as we entered our common room.

"CRAVEN! THAT LITTLE GIRL SHRIEK YOU LET OUT WHEN WE WATCHED SCREAM ON THAT BIG MOVING PICTURE LAST SUMMER DEFINITELY MAKES YOU A CRAVEN!" Salazar shouted as he's apt to do.

"That was one time!" Reggie defended.

"It was every time we watched a horror movie." I said with a giggle.

"You aren't going to live this one down mate." Theo said.

"Best to accept." Blaise said.

"Just like you should accept you have a new little brother. Little Harry is calling the little mink his sister." Reggie said to get back at my brothers.

I could feel my rage building as I hadn't told Reggie or the twins that. I relax my Legilimency when I feel safe. So that had to be how he found out. Craven bastard. I put that aside as my brothers gasped in horror.

"He didn't! He thinks to steal her from us! We must fight for her honor! Come Blaise." Theo demanded as he stalked to the exit.

I glared at Reggie before stomping up to my room.

A/N: I started this last week but had trouble writing it b/c I have more ideas for my TVD plot then this. I mean this one is fully planned but not until this summer begins so I'm getting through this year even though it's only going to be a few chapters is killiiiiiiing me.

I think I have some ideas though just now! Next chapter will be Hogsmeade. And the third will be them helping Moony through the full moon as his new pack. And putting Snape in his place when he tries to out Moony. Then boom summer time and it gets wild then!! So excited for that!