They Can't Bite. (A Diabolik Lovers X M!OC)

Ch-1 We got abanded in a dusty mansion

Rain pouring in as the soft petter sounds of the raindrops hitting the car window relaxes the dark haird boy. He sleeps with his head resting on the window, softly breathing in and out. He was tired of all the packing he had to do and the long ride taking forever to reach it's destination.

A blond hair girl is also here, looking out of the window, starts to see the mention up ahead. She wakes up the sleeping boy as she tells him excitedly that they are finally here.

"Anim! Anim! We are finally here!"

The boy, Anim, wakes up as he takes his time to adjust his eyes and brain. He looks out of the window and nods "ho yeah... Took long enough"
He slucks. "How the hell did they managed to get us thrown in a mansion?"

"Anim! Language!" Yui punches the boy's shoulder lighly. "Whattt? Just cause I said 'hell'? Come on Yui, You know I can say worse thing- ow!" Anim gets hit in the arm onces again. Even though they both are orphans and raised in the church. Anim still somehow turned out to be an Atheist. He doesn't belive in God or anything fictional for that matter. He does respects everyone who do believes on it, it's not like he can care much.

Well,
This is Anim. 17 yr old. Dark hairs, bown eyes. A pansexual, atheist. He doesn't know much about his past before he got abandoned in the church. All he was told that his parents were good people, but if they were, why would they abandon him you ask? They say it was for his own good. Which is bullshit cause his life was absolute hell in the church.

Him being in church was like having a big seed in a banana. He could rebel, tell people how he actually felt, and run away, but he have seen what happens to people who doesn't "rEsPeCt ThE loRd aNd SaViOr, JeSuS" And said things like "mAn lOvInG a MaN iS a SiN" So he remained quite about it for most of his life. 

Untill Yui Komori found out.
She was.... Disgusted and... Wireded out at first. She was always the opposite of Anim, respecting the church and following orders. They both become friends before she got to know about this. It took some time and talking for both of them to come to terms about him.

And they eventually did. Yui wasn't very open about it, but she tried, and she respects Anim for being brave.

And soon enough, both of them had a stronger bond then before. She appreciate his choices, Anim appreciates her choices as well. Perfectly balanced (haha, Thanos reference)

Anim would occasionally joke about stuff, or be sarcastic. Which many many manyyyyy times have gotten him in trouble. Yui would always have to clean the mess he made or have to sneak food for him. Still, they did what they could... Mostly.

Anyhow, enough with the backstory. On with the plot. They both arrive at the dusty old mansion.
"Yui, are you really sure this the place. I mean, I like me a mansion but this is way more dusty then my dead parent's ashes"

"Jesus christ-" Yui muttered as she looks at Anim in disbelieve for making that kind of joke. Anim shoves it off waving his hands as he says that he was just joking.

"Well then, let's go and rule the world!!!" He grabs Yui's hand he opens the big gates of the mansion.

Opening the big ass door, they walk inside. Gatta admit, this place was too good to be true, well too good was an understatement cause the place gorgeous! From the inside atleast.

His favorite was the Chandelier.

"Hello...? Is anyone here?" Yui calls out in a low voice. "No body will ever hear you if speck this low, here let me help."
"Aham, aham... IS ANYONE HEREEEEEEEEEE. WE ARE YOUR NEW ROOMMATES BESTIEEEEEE" Anim then proceeds to cough his lungs out for busting his vocal cords.

Yui just sighs and she hears a whine coming from the randomly placed sofa on the side. She walks over to the man as Anim follows close behind.

"Um. Excuse me? Sorry for the trouble but could you be the person who lives here?" Yui asks. There is no reply.

Anim peaks a look at the boy and he is not disappointed on what he say. A tomato red haired man with pale as fuck skin and beautiful posture. Some corner of his heart is jealous but the other is thriving to have a roommate like him. (Ho the Discontent he will have later)

"Um.. Excuse me..?" Yui touches the guys hand as she suddenly flinches. "What's wrong?" Anim asks.
"He-his hand- it's so.. Its so cold. As if he is.. Dead.. " Yui leans her head on the guys chest as she gets even more shocked "his heartbeat isn't even there!"

"Hmm i dont know, he looks like a fresh tomato be dead yet" Anim says as he looks at the boy closely. Yui takes out her phone as she tries to call an ambulance but as soon she tries to, her phone gets taken away by the guy. Now sitting upright and whining even more.

"You are so noisy.. " The guy speaks as he takes one look at the phone. And BREAKS IT. (Light yagami be like 😃)

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Anim quickly shoves his phone in his poket. this guy can break phones man, be scared.

"Wha- What are you doing! That's was my phone ah-!!" Yui then gets pull in. Pinned to the sofa as he sniffs and licks her neck.

"Hay!!" I speck up as I shove the boy aside and get the poor girl on her feet. "What do you think you are doing you dead tomato?"

The tomato sits with a smirk on his face, unhinged of what just happened. "Dead tomato hmm? Ore-sama can't aprove that nickname"

".... Did he just spoke in third person or what?.." Anim mumbled as he feels someone behind him. Anim shivers as he turns around to see who it. Low-and-behold, it's another handsome man, now with glasses! And raven hair.

"I assume you are the person who screamed on top of there lungs just now?" He spoke with a slightly pissed tone.

"Why yes, it was me. Dio!" (I'll stop with the puns now-)

"Dio...?" The guy asks a bit confused, Yui sighs as she talks to the guy "no no, mister, that's not his name.. He just gets.. Punny sometimes. Well, I am Yui Komori. And that is Anim."

"I see... " The raven hair nods. He then gestures us to follow him. Anim looks at the two boy one more time. As much of a goof he was, he did felt a unusual aura of discomfort and danger here.

But maybe he was just anxious, so he let it slide and followed the raven hair.

He was not entirely wrong though....

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Hope y'all will like the chapeter!

I am your great and glorious author. Diabolik Lover is such an old series but i guess the nostalgia hit me hard in the head and i decided to make it.

I might get a little oc with the characters sometimes to bare with me. Anyhow, tell me what ya think of the ch!