They Can't Bite. (A Diabolik Lovers X M!OC)

Ch-15 Fucking around.

A/n: well well well, Ayato screen time after a long while.
And to whomever who like Ayato, here you go.

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After putting Yui to sleep Anim exited the room with the tray only to find a towering Ayato. "Hay. Yui up there good?"

"Why you wanna suck her blood?" Anim raised a brow as Ayato nodded. "Well you can't, she is asleep and needs rest. If you suck her blood now she would die." Anim spoke as he started to walk away to put the tray back in the kitchen.

He suddenly felt a pull on his waist as he was brought back, "well then you shall serve ora-sama now." He dipped his head down to the neck.

He was about to bite but felt something cold land on his lips before it ever happened. He widen his eyes as he looked at what it was. "You better eat this ice-cream then my blood oreo-sama" Anim said as if this was an everyday thing.

What Anim had done was place a spoon full of ice-cream in front Ayato's mouth. Ayato being grumpy, ate the ice-cream as he rested his chin on Anim's shoulder.

Anim was being so calm, how?
Well actually he was shaking in his shoes because of that close call. He has no fucking idea how his tactics even work out, and how he is surviving in a house full of Vampires without his blood being sucked.

Should he be thankful about his luck? Or be gulty because Yui keeps on getting harassed left and right while he getting the soft treatment.

"Feed ora-sama more maget." Anim snapped out of his thoughts as he shoved another spoon full in his mouth and got away from his grips. "Feed yourself oreo-sama." Anim handed him the ice-cream try and left to put the tray away.

Ayato pouted as he eat away the ice-cream. He will get that blood someday. Maybe.

Anim made his way down to the kitchen and put the tray away in the sink. He took the diary which he now called 'a nightmare'. And flipped through the pages.

He was now using it as his dream writing diary and writing his findings. Hence the name 'a nightmare'. He wrote the things that Yui had told.

Though that didn't lead him to any conclusions, infact opened up more questions, but information is information and it is what it is. He went back into the living room and sat down there and began reading though the books he had found with Subaru.

He flipped though the pages, and pages. There was so much information about Vampires and other creatures. He was having a blast reading it but this just wasn't what he was looking for.

There was one section about Humans and that was not even worth reading. So... Dead end on that. He flipped through the newspapers, trying to find the clippings and such.

He found something in particular about the Sakamaki's. Not the brothers.. But about an outsider. Anim cuted the clipping and pasted it, the clipping said about a Sakamaki who had just made a great business deal. Probably where the money comes from.

"Is he one of the brothers as well?... " He mumbled. He closed it off and looked though the papers more, he knew he wouldn't find something about dead family, it was more of a year old paper so that much was expected.

"Pufft- cream made from human blood to keep a vampire's skin bright and beautiful. Ha! I can only imagine what that commercial will look like" Anim laughs, he just read how blood won't do shit if applied on the skin, sucking would be a different thing.

"What are you laughing about?" Ayato sat down behind Anim as he seemed to have refilled his bowl of ice-cream.

"Ho nothing, this ad says that application of human blood as a skin cream would make a vampires skin glow. Which is bullshit! I sat down just read through this book and it clearly concludes that a blood cream wouldn't do that" Anim answered as read through the paper.

Ayato hmmed as he leaned down to look at the Artical. "Ho yeah, that is crazy." He nodded. "Have you started to take intrest in Ora-sama? I would not blame you, ora-sama is the best after all"

Anim turned his head around to look at Ayato blankly, "way to ruin it huh?" Anim rolled his eyes, "and no, I am just reading out my own curiosity." He turned his attention to the paper. Ayato just ate his Ice-cream as he took the book and read some of it.

"Man this is boring" He said throwing the book away. "Then go to sleep." Anim said, putting the paper away and picking up another one. After a while of silence, Ayato has finished his ice-cream and was bored out of mind.

Anim was reading though the paper, suddenly it got snatched by Ayato, "seriously why are you even reading this dusty old rag?" He looked through it.

"Hay! Give it back you rotten Tomato!" Anim reached out for Ayato to give him the paper back. "Give me your blood and I'll give you the paper" He offered. "Bitch, I'll take it by force then!"

And thus a war began, with a pillow thrown there and book landing face first on Ayato's face. Ayato was groaning in pain as he lost track of the boy, suddenly the boy pounced on him, both of them landing on the floor as Anim finally snatched the paper.

"HAHA BITCH" Anim laughed as he was very proud of himself. Ayato whined, "You cheated! Ora-sama never loses!"

"Bro i won fair and square! Looks like oreo-sama is not as best as he pretends to be~" Anim said with a sly smile.

Ayato huffed and both of the guys started to Argue to each other. All the while forgetting in what kind of position both them were in. Ayato was pined to the floor at Anim sat on to of him.

Reiji walked in after hearing the a commotion and was pretty sure he heard something shatter. "Could someone explain we what is going on over here-" Reiji paused as he saw the scene.

"... You both should be taking such matters to the bed, not in the living room of this house." Reiji held a pissed expression.

Both Ayato and Anim did a "huh" Before they both looked at each other.

"I CAN DRINK YOUR BLOOD FROM THIS POSITION! FUCK I MISSED MY CHANCE"

"THAT IS WHAT YOUR CONCERNED ABOUT?!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Ah yes. Another day in the Sakamaki household...

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"this is all your fault.. "

"Ora-sama did absolutely nothing"

Both of them got punished had to clean the mess they both made. But still, he wouldn't lie, it was fun... Though that doesn't change the fact that Ayato tried to drown him in the swimming pool.

It's not as if Ayato didn't enjoy as well, he also got this Sick kick out of every time Anim would pull something random to stop himself from being bitten. A rush of challenge so to speak. Though he was also aware of the fact why Anim usually didn't talk to him. 'I almost drowned him..'

He turned around, and watched Anim gather his items and put away the messes. 'Should I... ' he paused his thoughts, suddenly laughing at his own thoughts.

Why should he apologize? He was superior to this Human, he wouldn't.

"Ah- Ahchuuu!!!" Anim sneezed, "alright who just bad mouthed me?" He turned his attention to Ayato eyeing him. "It you, wasn't it?"

"Bruh"