They Can't Bite. (A Diabolik Lovers X M!OC)

What If 1: They bought a T. V????

This is kinda like a scenario type, like how individually Anim and the others would spend their time watching a T.V.

Little Subaru Spice at the end.
Also, Long as Chapter. long Long Ass Chapter.

I thought to start the What If series with something simple before going to AU scenarios.

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"Well... I guess we have a TV now.." Reiji said as everyone looked at it. It was the very first time they have ever bought one, and it wasn't cheap either, a flat screen TV with some extra features include. Of course they would get one which was of the finest quality and worth every dime.

They were Rich after all, blow that money where it really counts.

"Why did you guys never had a TV before?.." Yui questioned, this was first time she noticed the absence of proper electronics. "We never saw the point in bringing one. Most of us are always busy with our own things so we never bothered." Reiji answered.

"I only bought it because Anim demanded it. And i kid you not, for WEEKS. Non-stop, every single day, even tormented me when I would be going to bed by waking me up in the middle of my sleep and would loom over with a flashlight under his chin and Whispering 'Buy me a Fucking TV, you degenerate Fuck.'" Reiji sighed when he remembered how Anim troubled him.

Yui, being familiar to the behavior, made a O face and looked at Anim. Who seemed to look high on suger and just about explode.

He was so happy to see the TV all set up and placed in front of him as he just excitedly walked around the whole thing, admiring it and calling it names like 'oh my Lord baby!' And 'beautiful' and 'my tv-vV'. Anim was easy to please and right now, he was very pleased.

Yui sighed as she smiled at Anim as if he was a kid who just got his favorite ice-cream. If Anim was happy by such a smile thing, then Yui was happy too.

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Anim with Ayato~

"Hay, what are you doing?" Ayato stood behind the couch as he looked at what Anim was doing. Anim held a controler in his hand as he a lolipop was placed in his mouth.

"Playing?" He told, not even looking up at the red head. Ayato hoped on the couch as he sat close to the boy. "Yeah I see that, but WHAT are you playing?"

"Well, Smash Bros on story mood." Anim stayed unhinged as he finally made his last move and won the match. Anim's lips curled into a smile as he finally looked at Ayato. Ayato looking curiously on to the screen, Anim couldn't help but offer him a play.

"Well~ I could teach you how to play. And then the Great Ora-Sama and the Great Anim could have battle to death." Anim leaned on to Ayato's shoulder as he dangled a second controller to his face.

Ayato looked at the controller, hearing the offer, he took the bait and smirked. "Oh Ho. your on." He took the controller as Anim smirked as well.

Needless to say, after Ayato understood the Game and How to play, He and Anim fought to the literal death. Anim and Ayato would scream on top of their lungs whenever something would go South, Also laugh when someone would Do something stupid.

Yui would occasionally peek inside to see what the two were up to. Only to find Anim squishing the pillow to death while Ayato layed upside down on the couch.

Suddenly Anim would Yell 'Fiddle Sticks! This really Ruffles my Feathers!' And Ayato would look at Anim with the most Pained face and tell 'Just Say FUCK.'

And then Yui would casually retrace her steps back to where she came from.

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