They Can't Bite. (A Diabolik Lovers X M!OC)

Ch-8 *ps: i don't know how to name chapters.

"You know I had a wired dream today" I said as Yui looked up at me as we ate. "Well, considering it's you we are talking about, everything is wired" Yui pulled her head back at the food as I pouted. "Mean"

"Silence on the dinner table. I can't believe humans were never tough table manners" Reiji huffs as he keeps eating.

"I can't believe vampires were never thought about consent before taking anyone's blood" I mumble mockingly and shoved a mouthful of food. "That is mosquito behavior"

Yui was sweating bullets cause she was sure I was just asking to get myself killed today. Which was true to some extent.

Suddenly, Shu gets up from his seat and walks away. He didn't even touch the food. Reiji rubbed the bridge of his nose as he sighed.

Reiji mumbled something under his breathe. I didn't quite hear it because i was looking at Kanato trying to turn his food into mashed potatoes. ah yes, truly a sight to behold. Well atleast the food is good, I must say I did not expect to be eating human food. Did i expect these guys to just plop someone's corps on my platter?

Yes.

After everyone Finished their food, Reiji excused us from the dinner table to go do our own Sinanigance. I was about to skedaddle myself away from here but, Reiji stopped both Me and Yui. 

"Ms. Yui, your table manners are deplorable." Reiji spoke and soon turned his attention on me, needless to say he was kinda pissed, "and You, you acted like you have never attended a proper dinner before, or ate at a table" 

"that is because in the church, they didn't feed m- feed me on a make shift chair because their were many children there to feed. not everyone can get a table the-" 
"That is not my concern." Reiji cut me off in the middle, I huffed but didn't protested about it. "my only concern is you two to get some discipline, afterall, Ms. Yui is our sacrificial bride and I also don't want a talking parrot in this household."   

creative insult. slow clap Reiji, slow claps. 

"yes sir.." Yui sighed as she held my arm lightly and guided me out along with her. We both walked in silence as we reached our door, "Anim, listen. I think you should stop talking back to these people.." She spoke up. "why?" 

"Well, i am always afraid that you might someday get yourself killed because your... um.. habits. Even in the church you were like this and they always put harsh punishments to you. And here... you might just be killed and i don-" 

"okay okay relax..." i patted her back.  I didn't really expect such an outburst. "If that makes you that uneasy... Then i wont." i smiled a little and patted her head. "...You Promise?" "Pinkey promise. I would have a cupcake in my eye if i break the promise" 

Yui smiled as she chuckled a little at the goofy little reference. I must say, I have quite some Meme's and references under my sleeves. "Alright.. You should go and rest now" she said as she closed the door. I also left and walked to my room. 

Though, this one little tiny winy little wrinkle in the conversation bothered me a bit. "Did really made Yui this bothered..?" 

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man, shot ch. was feeling kinda lazy today so :P

And I don't know about you guys, but in my opinion. the opining of dialovers kinda slaps. still, not the best but i can sand by it.  might sometime rate their outfits cause yes.