They Can't Bite. (A Diabolik Lovers X M!OC)

ch-5. dont move. dont talk.

'Well Anim, you are sitting in a limo. A car you can only afford if you ever decided to sell your organs.'

I was sitting rather uncomfortably straight (something I can't be 🤧) and uptight in this car. I was basically squished between Reiji, who I am pretty sure hates me And Shu, who.. I don't know but is asleep. And right in front of me sat Subaru, who I have gotten into arguments with.

I didn't wanted to but that's how things turned out so what can we do? Atleast I am not that unfortunate like Yui, who was being troubled by the triplets.

I looked at Yui with a pitiful face, i dont think the triplets would bite her right now but still. They are vampire, who knows what they are hiding under there fangs.

Suddenly I felt something heavy land on my shoulder, I tensed up and looks at the side to see a sleeping Shu, resting his head on my shoulder.

'Is he sleeping? Is he playing with me? Is he dead- ho wait he is. But- '

My brains stopped working is what I am trying to say. I mean, he is handsome, quite and tall, he checks all my boxes for a man I need but God dammit I can't let my guard down!

I can hear soft sounds of classical music playing coming from shu's headphones. The sound was not that loud but since we were this close, I could tell that the melody was quite relaxing. Eased my tension up a bit. I let me shoulders rest down. Shu shifted a little before he adjusted a little on my shoulder, we seemed to be in a comfortable position now.

"His music choices is not as dead as he is" I mumble lowly as I hear a quite laugh from Shu. 'So this bitch was wake!'. And then I was sitting with a slightly flushed face and figgiting hands.

To distract myself, I decided to start a friendly chat with Reiji. Not the best idea but I am not known for my choices anyways.

"Hay Reiji? Can I ask you something?" I looked up at the raven hair vampire. He shifts his attention from the book he was reading and looks at me. "Only if it's actually a question."

"Right, right. So like, how loaded are you guys? Like, you all live in a mansion, and go school in a limo off all things." I ask.

He seemed to stare at me for a moment as if he just thought I was a crazy homeless pasent asking a mondaine question.

"Family inheritance. And some rich relives and some source I can't tell you about" Reiji says as he shifts his attention back to his book.

"Okay..... Are the source related to some human organs from the previous brides?" I ask once again. Reiji puts his book down as he rests his head on his palm to look at me properly. "And what if I say yes to that?"

I get taken a back from that response, "well.... I will try not to mess with you guys so much then" I look away as I scrach my cheek. "I mean, as dead I wanna be, I don't want my organs sold to the market-ow!"

Reiji flicked my forehead as he got back to reading his book "you stupid human. we don't sell organs. We might be vampires but not maniacs"

"Ah.. Right right... Hay another question-"

"No"

"Okay."

And that's where our conversation ended. Well that lasted for like two minutes, can't be helped I guess.

I notice subaru staring at me. Staring literal daggers at me. I give a small wave, since we will be living together (hypothetically) might as well start getting along and save my neck here.

He looked away in an instant. Am I not likeable? Nah, I am annoying but unlikeable? Nahhhh, or am I? 🤨

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"Everyone, it's time to get down now." Reiji says to everyone as everyone slowly gets up to walk out of the car. Shu wakes up as well, he looks at me. I look back at him, and that's when he says the most random thing I would ever hear all day.

"How lewd" And then the bitch just left.
Like
Huh?
No context
Head empty
What????

"Anim, are you coming?" Yui asks as she waits for me to come in. "Aah! Yes, yes. Coming."

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Well, Reiji gave me and yui the time table and assigned us our classes. 'ho great i am in he same class as that pervert' i sighed. Yui looked at me as she pats my head, i am only slightly taller then her so it was an easy reach. 

"you don't need to worry about me Yu. i am worried about you, try not to let your guard down around these mosquitos okay?" i tell her with a slightly concerned look.

"you too! we can meet after every class since they are pretty close!" she gives a smile, i sigh and give a smile back. i watched her leave to her class as i started to walk to mine.

I did look out some of the windows to see if I can, jump out, or something along those lines, but no can't do.

"well well well, what ya looking at~" someone whispers from behind. I jumped as almost hit the person on there stamoch with my elbow but that was stopped. "how rude~" i looked up and saw who this said 'guy' was and low and behold, it's Laito. "god danmmit fadura, when will you stop doing that?" 

"hmmm, whenever you decide to give me your blood~" Laito smirked. I just stared at the guy as if whatever he said was funny and/or made sense. "umm, chill, anyways so-" 

ignoring that, we started walking to wherever this class was. it is strange that this roach haven't leached onto me yet, its like he is passing time. but well, don't question about what is not happening i guess. 

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'it doesn't make sense!'

'why would some vampires would need to attend school. gosh this is SOOOOOOO BOARINGGGGG' 

i guess i do share this feeling with Laito, the mans is fucking asleep on the table. i guess the pretty privilege does let you sleep in class. i cant blame him, physics sucks. 

i get up from my seat as i walk out to streach my arms and legs, I look out one of the windows as i see down once again, 'it too high up to land safely down..' my train of thoughts got cut short as i heard Yui's whimpers from a room. I immediately got to the room and opened the door. 

And there she was... pinned down as Ayato was on top of her, sucking yui's blood like an animal...

"you..." 

"hm? AHHH-!!!" Ayato screamed as he felt his head hit by a sausepan. 

"YOU FUCKING BASTARDED! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" i screamed in anger as i shove him off Yui. I  check if she was still breathing or not and thankfully she was okay. 
"ow! Who do you thinnk you are to treat Ora-Sama like that?!"

"ora-sama my ass! Who do you think YOU are?" I pick up Yui in my arms as i try to stop the blood from gushing out. It wasn't that much but that still got me shaking. 

"don't just stare at me you tomato head! take responsibility!!" 

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