They Can't Bite. (A Diabolik Lovers X M!OC)

Ch-3, I HAVE BROKEN NOKIA'S

i walk infront of Yui, "i dont know why were we sent here, or why Yui is your bride to be. But i won't let you hurt us." 

i look at the vampire brothers, all having the amunaus aura that clearly was of hunger. Yui was so scared and terrified. she trumbled and took out the cross from her pocket and put it infront of her. 

the room was now filled with silence, i look down at Yui with a tinny bit of disappointment. nothing happened. the vampers were intack. i just put a hand on my face as i heard a small chuckle from the sleepy boy. "come on Yui, you are embarrassing me in front of vampires..." (tony stark be like: Hay! that's my line! >:() 

"honestly, you can't trust those old fairy tales written by mortals that say that vampiers are weak against garlic, sunshine and especially crosses." Reiji answers. "see? there is no god" i mutter as Yui gets behind me and hold my hand, "well if thats the case... lets run" Yui and i opened the door and started to run away from the hall. 

"HO for fuck sake, just when i thought i escaped one hell, we get dropped in some other hell!!" i say while running behind Yui. We pass through a pille of deserts which made me slow down a bit cause they looked... pretty good... BUt thats when i saw kanato and i practically sprinted past Yui. i never want to see that terrifying lolita ever again. 

"ANim!! wait!!" Yui calls out but i ran too far away for her to chatch up, thats when we separated. 
by the time i stopped running, i already was lost in this god for saken mansion. Ho why do i end up with the wrose of both worlds? 

i was still running around the halls, maybe the boy have went after Yui cause there was certainly no on coming after me. i found myself a locked door, even though i was huffing and puffing, i still had to get out. Just as i was about to go and find something else, the door unlocked itself. 

'some horror show this is...' the logical thing to do would be to not go inside but, i still did. i am a guy who makes dumb desitions on a daily bases so here goes another one. I entered the room, it seemed to be abended, and to think this place cant get any more amunous. 

i closed the room behind me silently as i could, and started to take look at the area. some old furnitue, old broken mirror. It seems like this place was trashed for good. I looked out the window and opened it. lookig down from it, "a flower garden..." it hosnestly looked pretty.. something i didn't expect from some dead vampires... "beautiful isn't it?" a female voice calls out to me. i turned around to see who was there, but there was no one. "i... am i imaging things now..?"

i got back inside and opened a few drawers, if there were any sesiors, maybe i could cut some Curtiens or sow some cloths together to make a rope to slide down, the distance wasn't that high but i am sure i would be dead by the time i get down from there. 

thats when i got hold of a diary. its bad to be snooping around right now but there were many photos in that drawer. picking one of them up, i see a little boy... that boy was... me... holding on to two people with the brightest smile on my face. "when was the last time i smiled that wide... ironic isn't it..." i mumble as i give a chuckle. but... why is there my pictures here... who's diary is it...? 

and then, i felt two arms wrap around my shoulders as a whisper was said in my ears "found you~ little cutie~", this sent shivers down my spine i quickly clossed the drawers and and looked back, it was Laito.... 

"did you really think you can get away from us?" Ayato spoke up with a cheeky smirk. "Little bear.. you really are more naive then Teddy" Kanato appers infront of me as the only thing keeping us appart was his teddy squished in the middle. 

"i..i" I was out of words now.. there was simply to much going on "now you don't have words to speak? as expected of a pathetic human" subaru says he leans on the back wall.

".... well, why yes." anim picks himself up and and stands up. "yes. yes i am pathetic human. but i have come to tearms with that fact. what about you? have you came in turms of your anger issue? or you 'oreo-sama?' or all of you?" i huff. Trying not to get lost with the fear they all were trying to put me in.

"now, where is Yui." i ask while looking at Reiji. "you all drank her blood didn't you all?" 
Reiji fixes his glasses as he looks down at me. "No we didn't. She passed out from shock." 

Anim humms, " so, what about me? i get that Yui was orders to be protected but i wasn't. Too you all, i am just a gremlin or deal of two for one deal." I sat down on a chair, crossing my arms. "just kick me out,  cause you are not getting even a drop of my blood." 

Shu was sleeping on the railing as he speaks, "we could, but we can't anymore... i got the message that a 'useless child' will be coming along as well" 

"useless? ha! even your own kind doesn't like you!" Ayato laughs as I look down and hmm. I have heard it way to many times... somehow.. i feel even more lonely now... "so you all will not kill me..." 

"seems so" Reiji answers. 

"hmm..." i rest my head on the palms as i take a big sigh. I got up and walked out the door, "just show me my room." 

"aren't you worried that we might attack you now?" Reiji asks. I look at the brothers one last time, "i might look small. like a psoralen doll like Yui. But...." 

a little pause was between all of us. until kanato broke the silence "but..?" 

"but.... I HAVE BROKEN NOKIAS! I CAN BREAK YOU GUYS IN A HEARTBEAT" I smile a cheeky smile as i drained the last bit of energy on this very funny joke that was totally needed. 

i leave the room as i soon enough collapse on the hall. 
Reiji looks outside at the now unconscious boy and then at his 'brothers' "what have we gotten ourselves into..?" he sighs and rubs his temples. "pathetic..."