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AU: Childhood enemies
Warning:
Gay
Making out
Mild language
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Madeleine's POV:
It's Espresso Cookie's birthday.. hehe.
Even though he hates me I know that he loves me a lot. I decided to mess with him like what I always do.
It's pretty obvious about his feeling towards me..so cute to know he pushes me away when we both love each other a lot~!
I saw Espresso talking to Seaweed and Financier. He and Financier glared at me while I was walking by.
Financier left to assist Clotted Cream while Seaweed went to go somewhere.
"Hey Essie~!"
"The heck you want Madeleine?!"
"Nothing. Just wanted to say Happy Birth-"
"Bit** I don't give two fu**s."
"Nah you give me your di-"
"Shut up with your corny sh!! Madeleine."
"Oh divine, please don't-"
"Hoe I wasn't done speaking to shut your musty dusty crusty rusty thrusty klusty lusty clumsy lumpy dumpy frumpy crumpy sticky dicky pussy fussy bussy preposterous goofy a!! up that's why you so fat because all you do is eat sh!! that's why your little goofy mouth speaking sh!! 'the divine' my a!!" Espresso said
"Zamn, shut up coffee boy."
"Ain't no way you are talking you won't stop running your fugly mouth, you're the reason 'shut up' was a comeback."
Have I mentioned me and Espresso fight a lot? He surely is something..
Financier giggled in the back while Clotted Cream was covering her mouth.
"Ugh, Espresso let's just settle this somewhere else I need to talk to you."
"If this is about the crusty light from the divine I'm shoving it up your a!!"
"Don't worry Essie boy, it's not that I said."
"Shut up Madeleine let's get this over with."
Draco Malfoy Cookie's (Clotted Cream) POV:
Hehe, they are so fruity and gay.
Why are they always together?
Why do they care so much about the other but fight 24/7?
Kinda gay not going to lie.
"Consul Ser, let's go to the Lyceum now."
"Yes, Financier Cookie."
Espresso's POV:
Where is Madeleine even taking me?! Urgh, shouldn't have gone with this stupid idiot.
"Heh, we are here Birthday Boy!" Madeleine said.
"Uhm, what is the meaning of this?" I said
"Remember this place? Where we first met?!" Madeleine said
"I don't see anything special."
"Essie!"
"Hehehe.."
