Sufi | book 3

the tree has Facebook: a story

Hey squirlbrains666
I just want to say hello
How are you doing
I am the tree on tatra street that i live on in almonte. I am looking for some friends. You might not no me or where tatra stree is but i shall tell you sbout my self, i love stargazing trick or treators coming by and i hate thought fat sqirrels climbing on me. Very uncomfortable.

I await your reply squirlbrains666
And i hope this is the beggin of a beautiful friendship.

Yours best

Tatra_tree

Greeting tatra_tree
Yes my namd is squirlbrains666
I am glad to have received your message. I am well thinkyou and friendship would be a good idea. Agreed. I live on the others side of your street. Yes those squirrels can be something but unlike you i enjoy having them in my branches and leaves. I like to face the big dipper and seeing the jackolanterns and chridtmas lights come out. Do you.

All thr best
Your new friend

Squirlbrains666

Yes squirlbrains666
The jackolanterns and Christmas lights are a delight. Beautiful actually. All those diferent colours and pumpkin designs.
Now you got me ready for Halloween.
Dang.

How do you like squirrels creeping in your leaves i find that rather anoything. But that is my opinion. I dont like the children swinging off of me....so annoying.
What is it of the big dipper do you like. I like the fact that its beautiful for its simplicity and delicateness.
Please do tell me.

The best

Tatra_tree

What do i like the big dipper....well you just hit the nail on the head. It is beautiful, delicate and simple.
I hate kid swinging on my branches too makes me wanna yell like a banshee. The same with you and the squirrels. But sqirrels i dont mind as they are puffy and cute. It fun to have them in my leaves as that they are wierd feeling.
I feel nervous when i see i kid walking by without a halloween bag because they think i too am a jungle gym.

By the way were did you gt that face.....i got mind in the carleton place nursery.

Your free and fiend

squirlbrains666

Squirlbrains666
I got my hacw from also the carleton place nursery too. The humans got it as a gift ans they let their offerspring put it on me. I have a creepy mona lisa like smile. But thank you for asking me abs fiving me that nice compliment.
Today wasnt a good day as i had a cat and a swirl chasing eachother in mt branches and leaves. The sqirrel i was used to but that cat had claws ans it hurt like a swear word. Hate cats.
How about you how to uou feel about cats. Do the make you nervous.

Tatra_tree

I hate cats to i fear the pain that yhe night bring to me if the climb on me. I am also not a big fan of dogs as that they are loud.....the smaller the sog the more aggerivating the are.
What is your opinon on dogs.

On a more lighter note those little monsters will be going back to school and will be only out during Halloween as trick or treating. How do you feel about the fact that the kids leaving us alone.

I think cats, dogs and kids are high functioning sociopaths. And that is the truth

Squirlbrains666

Sorry about the twitter.
Ypu should try it .....its fun.
I dont mind teenages so much ynless they tp or egg us to death on halloween or mischief night. Very annoying

Here is my twitter......squirlbrains666
I also have a penpal world account so i can talk to other trees from other parts of this planet.

Did you know that there are limited amounts of us i the Amazon. So sad. I heard from a tree from brazil.