The Printer Chronicles

Story 7 (so edgy)

It was a dark and stormy night, and I was feeling frustrated.

I had just spent the last hour trying to print out an essay for school, but the stupid printer kept jamming. And to make matters worse, it kept printing out porn.

I was so sick of it.

I was so sick of my brother leaving his disgusting printer in the bathtub.

I was so sick of the printer only printing out porn.

I decided to take matters into my own hands. I went to the roof of our twenty storey apartment building and hurled the printer off the edge.

I watched it plummet to the ground, smashed to pieces. It felt satisfying, but I knew I wasn't done yet.

I went back downstairs and grabbed a piled of paper and a stapler. I climbed back to the roof and started stapling the porn to the paper. I turned it into a giant banner that read "SMelly DIrty PRinteR" and hung it over the edge of the roof.

I stood back and admired my handiwork. It felt good to get rid of that printer. It felt good to finally stand up to my fucking stupid brother. And it felt good to know that everyone in the building would now know what a smelly, dirty printer he was.