I was so sick of that stupid fucking printer. The one my brother left in the shower. It kept printing out porn on its own, and it was just so goddamn smelly and disgusting. I decided to flush that motherfucker down the monster toilet.
I started by unplugging it from the wall. Then I lifted it up and carried it over to the monster toilet. I was struggling a bit because it was a bit heavy, but I manage to get it over to the monster toilet.
I then lifted up the lid of the monster toilet and placed the printer on the rim. I made sure that it was lined up correctly so that it would flush down easily.
I then said a little prayer, hoping that this would work. I then flushed the monster toilet.
The printer went down easily enough, but then it started making this horrible noise. It was sort of a gurgling noise, and it just wouldn't stop.
I started to panic a bit, wondering if I had made a mistake. I didn't want the printer to clog up the monster toilet and make an even bigger mess.
I waited for a few minutes, but the noise just wouldn't stop. I then decided to take a look and see what was going on.
I lifted up the lid of the monster toilet and peered inside. The printer was still there, and it appeared to be stuck. The water was gradually making its way up the printer, and it looked like it was going to overflow.
I quickly flushed the monster toilet again, hoping that would help. However, it didn't seem to make much difference.
I then started to pry the printer off of the toilet rim. It was really stuck on there, but I eventually managed to get it loose.
I then placed it on the floor and started to kick it. I was kicking it as hard as I could, but it just wouldn't break.
I then decided to use my head. I ran towards it and head-butted it as hard as I could.
That did the trick. The printer broke into pieces and the water started to drain away.
I then breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that I had finally gotten rid of that stupid, smelly, disgusting printer.
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The Printer Chronicles
RandomWe've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you of...
