The fucking printer had been causing problems ever since my brother got it.
It would print out porn on its own, and no matter how many times we tried to unplug it, or how often we beat it with a baseball bat, it just kept happening.
The final straw came when it printed out a picture of my girlfriend naked. I was so fucking done.I decided to take the printer to the roof of our apartment building and throw it off. I hoped it would shatter into a million pieces when it hit the ground. I was so fucking angry, and I wanted to take my frustration out on something.
As I walked to the roof, I could feel the anger boiling inside of me. I was so fucking sick of that printer, and I was going to make it pay. When I got to the roof, I lifted the printer up over my head and prepared to throw it off the edge.
But then I hesitated.
Was this really the best way to deal with my anger?
Was I just going to kill something because it made me mad?
No, I decided. I wasn't going to stoop to that level.So instead, I gently set the printer down on the roof and walked away.I figured it was probably for the best.
After all, if I'd thrown it off the roof, there's a chance it could have landed on someone and hurt them. And I didn't want that on my conscience.So, in the end, I decided to let the printer live. But I made sure to unplug it first.
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The Printer Chronicles
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