I was so sick of my brother's old, smelly printer constantly printing out porn on its own. I felt like I had to do something about it.
So, I decided to flush it down the monster toilet.
I was so disgusted by the sight of it that I almost puked, but I managed to keep my composure. I knew that if I didn't do this, my brother would never let me live it down.
I took a deep breath and slowly lowered the printer into the monster toilet. I was so fucking disgusted that I almost puked again, but I managed to keep it together.
I watched as the printer slowly disappeared into the murky water. I could still see it faintly printing out porn even as it was being consumed by the monster toilet.
I hoped that this would be the end of my brother's porn problem, but I knew it probably wouldn't be. I just had to take a stand and show him that I was done putting up with his bullshit.
The monster toilet finally swallowed the printer whole and I heaved a sigh of relief. I couldn't believe I had actually done it.
I was so disgusted and sickened by the whole experience that I immediately went to take a shower. I knew I would never be able to forget the sight of that printer slowly being consumed by the monster toilet.

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The Printer Chronicles
RandomWe've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you of...