I was in the mood for some rough sex, so I decided to throw the printer off the roof of our apartment. The printer hit the ground with a sickening thud, and I immediately regretted my decision. The printer was filled with smelly, disgusting ink, and it splattered all over the ground. I didn't even bother to clean it up; I just left it there for someone else to deal with.
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The Printer Chronicles
De TodoWe've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you of...
