It was a beautiful day.
The sun was shining and the birds were singing.
The flowers were in bloom and the bees were buzzing.
All was right in the world.
Except for the stupid fucking printer that my brother left in the bathtub.
That printer just kept printing out porn on its own. It was so fucking annoying. I tried to ignore it, but it was just too much. I had to get rid of it.So, I took it out to the roof of our twenty storey apartment and threw it off.
It felt so good to get rid of that fucking thing. As it plummeted to the ground, I couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction.It was a long way down, and I knew that the printer would be smashed to pieces when it hit the ground.
That was just fine with me. I didn't want to look at it ever again.I was so happy to be rid of that stupid printer that I didn't even care when I found out later that my brother had been using it to print out his own personal porn collection. I was just glad to be rid of the damn thing.
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The Printer Chronicles
RandomWe've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you of...
