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I'm so sick of this stupid fucking printer.

It keeps printing out porn on its own, and my brother left it in the bathtub. I'm gonna throw it off the roof of our twenty storey apartment.

I hate this printer. I hate it so much. It's so fucking disgusting and stupid. I can't believe my brother left it in the bathtub.

I'm gonna throw it off the roof. I'm gonna take this fucking printer and throw it off the roof. I don't care if it's twenty storeys up. I swear I'm gonna do it.

I'm Sick of this printer printing out porn on its own. I'm gonna throw it off the roof and watch it smash into pieces. I hope it shatters into a million pieces. I hate this printer so much. I'm throwing it off the roof now.

Goodbye, stupid printer. I hope you die.

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