The 1980 Epson MX-80 printer was the worst fucking thing I ever had the misfortune of encountering. It was a piece of shit that my brother left in the bathtub rather than flushing down the monster toilet.It was a constant source of annoyance and disgust, and I hated it with a passion.
But there was something about that printer that I couldn't help but be attracted to. Maybe it was the way it always seemed to be printing out porn on its own. Or maybe it was the way it always seemed to be covered in a thin layer of grime and filth. Whatever the reason, I found myself inexplicably drawn to it.
One day, I decided to give in to my desires. I went into the bathroom, locked the door, and started to undress. The MX-80 was just sitting there in the bathtub, printing out porn on its own, when I came in and saw it. I was so horny by now, I just had to have it. I ripped off my clothes and got on top of the ancient printer, thrusting my hard cock deep into its paper tray. It felt so good, sinking into the warm, wet paper, that I just couldn't help myself. This felt so wrong. This 42 year old printer was so much older than me, but I didn't care. I was horny as fuck. I wanted the MX-80, and I knew it wanted me.
I started fucking it hard, slamming my hips against its hard plastic body. The printer responded by spitting out page after page of pornographic images, which only turned me on more. I started coming quick, but I didn't want it to be over yet. I kept fucking the printer, feeling my cum dripping down its sides, until finally I couldn't take it anymore and I came hard, filling the paper tray with my hot cum. The printer just kept printing out porn, even after I was done with it. I guess it just couldn't get enough.
The 1980 Epson MX-80 printer was the best fuck I ever had. It was dirty, disgusting, and stupid, but I loved it. I loved it with a passion, and I would never forget the time we spent together.
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The Printer Chronicles
De TodoWe've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you of...
