I was so fucking angry when I saw that stupid printer in the bathtub. My brother had left it there, and it was just sitting there, printing out porn.
I hated that thing. I hated how it always seemed to be printing out porn, no matter what I did. I hated how disgustingly filthy it was. I hated how stinking it smelled. I hated how fucking stupid it was. So I decided to throw it off the roof of our apartment.
I went up to the roof, and I lifted that stupid printer up over my head. I hurled it with all my might, and it flew off the roof, down into the street below. I watched it smash into pieces, and I felt a great sense of satisfaction.
That stupid printer had been causing me nothing but problems. I was glad to be rid of it. It was a real relief to know that it was gone. And, hopefully, my brother would think twice before leaving his disgusting printers in the bathtub again.
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The Printer Chronicles
RandomWe've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you of...
