It was early morning, and I woke up with a start.
There was a noise coming from the bathroom. It sounded like somebody was printing out porn on the printer.
I got up, feeling disgusted and angry. I marched into the bathroom, and sure enough, there was the printer, printing out page after page of graphic porn. My brother must have left it in the bathtub.
I grabbed the printer and marched over to the toilet. I lifted the lid and held the printer over the bowl.
I hesitated for a moment.
Was I really going to do this?
Yes.
I gritted my teeth and flushed the disgusting printer down the toilet.I watched as it tumbled down into the murky water below. It landed with a splash and disappeared from sight. Good riddance, I thought.
I went back to bed, but I couldn't get the image of the printer printing out porn out of my mind. It was gross and stupid, and I hated it.
YOU ARE READING
The Printer Chronicles
AcakWe've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you of...
