I step into the steamy bathtub, my naked body glistening in the bright bathroom lights. I lower myself into the water, letting out a long sigh of pleasure as the hot water surrounds me. My eyes fall on the HP LaserJet Pro M15W printer sitting on the edge of the tub, and I can't help but scowl. That damn thing has been nothing but trouble ever since my brother left it in here.
It seems like every time I turn around, it's printing out more porn. I don't know how it even gets turned on, let alone how it knows to print out dirty pictures. But I know one thing for sure: I'm going to make that printer pay for its crimes.
I reach for it, my hand closing around its smooth casing. I pull it into the tub with me, laughing softly as it splashes into the water. I hold it under, enjoying the look of terror on its stupid little face as it struggles to escape. But I'm not done yet.
I take the printer and slam it repeatedly against the hard porcelain of the tub, watching with satisfaction as its plastic casing begins to crack. Water starts to pour out of it, mixing with the toner that's oozing from its broken body. I keep pounding it, over and over, until its nothing but a mangled heap of metal and plastic.
And then I smile, feeling smug and satisfied as I lean back in the tub and enjoy the peaceful silence. That'll show that damn fucking printer who's boss.
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The Printer Chronicles
AléatoireWe've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you of...
