AU!MODERN + TRANS BILLY WITH MENSTRUATION [written with all my respect and love but if you think it might make you feel uncomfortable... I love you anyway, no need to read it ]
They were sitting on the couch, Steve with his legs stretched to the max, Billy with a strange posture because he was unable to sit up straight, the fan on full blast in front of their faces and his hands moving fast on the console controls. The blond jumped off the couch screaming when he won, again, shaking his fists like a fool and with the biggest shit-eating grin in the world. Fuck, Steve loved him so much. Then it was, in between all the jumping and hip wiggling in front of his face, that the brunet noticed the stain on Billy's pants, on his crotch to be more specific, of a strongly red color.
-Uhm, honey -Steve mumbled looking at the couch for a second, it didn't seem to have stained -I think we have a red alert
-What alert? -Billy looked at him confused, the brunet looked down at his crotch and the blue orbs followed -Fucking hell!
Steve stood up as Billy looked at his pants inside and out, confirming what seemed obvious, he then stroked the blond's curls getting his attention.
-Go on, go to the bathroom, I'll get your change
Billy only sighed and smiled softly, his face turning to kiss Steve's hand, going immediately towards the bathroom, leaving the door open because they had no shame about anything between them. The brunet went towards the bedroom, first looking in the drawer where Billy kept all his underwear, but he didn't find what he was looking for, though he did grab a pair of sweatpants.
-Hey, curly! I can't find it! Where did you put them?!
Billy had only taken off his pants, as he was going commando, and was standing with the shower head cleaning himself, his curls pulled back in a soulless bun so they wouldn't fall into his eyes.
-They're in the special closet!
Steve then went to the little brown closet they had in the corner, that's where they keep their "special" stuff, which meant the closet was full of sex toys, harnesses, sexy lingerie and other items. He opened the top drawer and there he found the pack of menstrual underwear Billy had, he quickly grabbed the blue rimmed ones knowing they were the ones he would need right now, what a shitty boyfriend would he be if he didn't know this stuff? Then headed for the bathroom, finding the blond drying himself with a towel, he held the garment out as he sat on the toilet.
-So you kept the period boxers together with your penises instead of with the rest of the underwear? -he smiled in amusement
-Oh come on, you love my penises, I bet you gave them a little "hi" kiss and everything -Billy laughed as he put on his boxers
-Of course I love them, you have one that glows in the dark, one with the rainbow flag and one that is DOUBLE -he remarked clicking his tongue as he held out the sweatpants to the blond -You're a man who can choose the penis he wants, you're like an upgrade or something
Billy laughed completely in love with his goofy boyfriend, with that humor that some might find at-limit or offensive but the blond loved it, sneaking his pants as he thought about how grateful he was to life for putting someone like Steve in his path, someone so sweet and caring, who made everything so easy. He sighed taking some water to wet his face and neck, thankful for the damn day he found menstrual underwear, pads always gave him irritation and tampons seemed like an instrument of torture. Steve appeared behind him, smiling at their reflection, caressing the blond's belly and kissing his neck in a sweet and charming way, he looked like something out of a damn romantic book.
-Let me take care of this -mused the brunet taking his stained pants -You're terrible at getting stains out, doing the laundry is not your strong suit
And Steve was right, Billy always ended up mixing colors or going over temperature, and he definitely didn't know how to handwash, when his clothes got blood on them he always ended up with a strange brown discoloration, while Steve left them as good as new. The blond went back to the living room, lying down in the couch to enjoy the coolness the fan generated on his freshly wet legs, he could hear Steve in the background with the water, whistling nonchalantly. Ugh he loved that man with all his soul. The brunet appeared shortly after holding a bowl, Billy lifted his face slightly to see that it was cheesecake ice cream with strawberry syrup, one of his favorites.
-Your reward for the immense beating you gave me -he rolled his eyes as he placed the bowl in the hands of the blond, who had half joined him
Steve climbed onto the couch, maneuvering to get to sit behind Billy, quickly wrapping his legs and arms around him, letting the blond lie on his chest, his hands going to his lower abdomen to gently caress over that area that used to bother him the most, knowing that putting a heat pack on him would be suffocating in the heat wave, but that the warmth of his hands and caresses would be a relief.
-That's because you don't think, you literally just push buttons like crazy, you don't see what you're doing -he muttered with a mouthful of ice cream
-How the hell am I supposed to stop and watch what I'm doing when you're beating the shit out of me?
Billy laughed at the brown-haired man's whining, always indignant about constantly losing at Super Smash Bros., always claiming "for God's sake, I'm your boyfriend, have some mercy," which Billy never had.
-Honey, I'm a winner and you know it
-You're an egomaniac, and a douchbag, that's what you areThe blond laughed again as he took another spoonful and lifted it for Steve to eat, watching as those plump, soft lips enveloped it, seeing the brunet's eyes fall on his, leaning in as Billy lifted his face to kiss him, noticing the sweet taste of their mouths. And he couldn't contain his smile, wide and full of light, of pure happiness, because life with Steve was so easy, he made everything so easy, he only wanted to love without brakes and to be loved without limits.
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Fooled around and fell in love [eng]
FanfictionWe all know Billy wanted Steve. We all know Steve had a crush on Billy. So here's a collection of one-shots from my own hand on this beautiful couple that never could have been but we all know it was. Here are things of all kinds and for all tastes...